I would tell you to stop being such a silly phaggot and don't be so dramatic
Thank you! Clearly, I am not a silly phaggot and I am certainly not very dramatic. There is no chance in hell that anything that transpires on Getbig could induce me to off myself. My sympathy to all of you who hoped for a different answer.
Besides if I were dead, who would you have to give a roundhouse kick to the chin to, Chiro? You'll be sorry when I die of old age at, let's say, 90 or so years.