I was squatting a ton of plates and I noticed this one guy in the mirrors kept shooting bad ass looks over at me. I've seen this before. These small fries have all the expensive gym clothes the headphones and the latest pre workout drink yet they don't know what a squat is. I half smiled to myself and kept grinding out sets. I then hit the hyperextension bench and I was out the door. So I'm in the gym parking lot and I had my Camry because my F350 is in the shop getting a brake job. Anyway the guy from inside is all of a sudden coming up to me talking about how I wear NewBalance sneakers and drive a Camry so I'm a boring dude that chicks wouldn't be into. So I ask him which car his and he proudly points to a black 3 Series. I say man that's a cool car and walk over and pull the driver's side view mirror off. Now the little guy is having a fit yelling and screaming and turning purple. So I walk back over to him with his mirror and I say is this yours? Then I drop the mirror on the pavement and say did anyone ever tell you you've got scrawny legs? He just stood there with his jaw dropped while I got in my car and drove off.
Hahaha.....oh brother! BigSteve 2112 making more bank than the US Treasury from all the mortgages on all the properties he owns in tiny tit minds!
I'm sure this Otomix wearing, weight-belt-cinched monster cringed in his fear for his life when you flexed a nachural 18" cold gun in his pockmarked face! His lady probably melted on the pleather seat in his car at the sight of your devastatingly handsome good looks and muscular fury!
Jesus H. Truman Christ on a cracker...what a limp-wristed choirboy swimming in a milquetoast kiddie pool! Hahahaha...
j/k....it's just that it's been a while since we've all been able to tagteam onto a squadfather post. I was having flashbacks, and the retort just came out of me. I apologize. Lame gimmick is still lame.
