Yeah, I should take this to facebook, but I'm not homo.
There is a kale salad that costco sells that I love to have for dinner. When I went to Costo I noticed they had a new venor selling the similar salad. They must have given Costo a better deal.
I bought a couple bags and had a salad for dinner. A couple hours later I just don't feel right. I run to the toilet and throw up everything. Was hunched over for about an hour. Body shivering, sweating, puke all over, the taste of decomposed salad in my mouth. It would just keep coming out. It was fucking brutal.
This morning. My throught feels like I swallowed a lit match. My chest, abs and ribs are killing me. I feel like I got the shit kicked out of me.
On the bright side I'm about 8 pounds lighter. I still have that nasty flavor in my mouth. It won't go away.