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Food Poisoning sucks!
« on: April 22, 2014, 10:57:28 AM »
Yeah, I should take this to facebook, but I'm not homo.

There is a kale salad that costco sells that I love to have for dinner.  When I went to Costo I noticed they had a new venor selling the similar salad.  They must have given Costo a better deal.

I bought a couple bags and had a salad for dinner.  A couple hours later I just don't feel right.  I run to the toilet and throw up everything.  Was hunched over for about an hour.  Body shivering, sweating, puke all over, the taste of decomposed salad in my mouth.  It would just keep coming out.  It was fucking brutal.

This morning.  My throught feels like I swallowed a lit match.  My chest, abs and ribs are killing me.  I feel like I got the shit kicked out of me.

On the bright side I'm about 8 pounds lighter.  I still have that nasty flavor in my mouth.  It won't go away.

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 02:42:35 PM »
it was the meat not the salad you dumb fagget

hmm lets see a body parts for dinner less harmful than a sald you stupid fuck eat more meat!
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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 03:04:44 PM »
There wasn't meat in the salad.  Just salmonella

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 03:05:35 PM »
There wasn't meat in the salad.  Just salmonella
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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 03:51:57 PM »
Ugh, our food supply is going to hell because profits rule.  We buy fish raised in Asian man made swimming pools of filth. I could go on. We really need to watch what we eat and where it comes from.

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2014, 05:13:09 PM »
Great way to achieve epic leans though

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2014, 05:22:48 PM »
it was the meat not the salad you dumb fagget

hmm lets see a body parts for dinner less harmful than a sald you stupid fuck eat more meat!

Are you a PETA guy, Johnny?

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2014, 05:27:39 PM »
Food poisoning ain't no joke, been there done that.

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 05:34:18 PM »
Once I got food poisoning in a hotel (room service) after eating a chicken caesar salad.  Was sick for 3 days.  Had to rank in the top 3 most horrible experiences of my life.

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2014, 11:28:44 PM »
My chest, abs and ribs are killing me.

Duh! Vomiting like that is a brutal workout!

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2014, 11:38:45 PM »
Why would you buy salad in a bag anyway? Why not just make it fresh yourself?

Commiserations though mate - food poisoning is fucking awful. Had it 3 times - it's always been because of a bad egg.

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2014, 11:39:30 PM »
yeah, if my food tastes a LITTLE bit funky - I will instantly throw it away.  Cause food poisoning from biscuits, eggs and gravy was HORRIBLE... I could literally feel my guts pulsating, working out the vile poison for 2 days straight.  I wasn't right for 3-4 days probably.  I knew it wasn't quite right, but I figured i was just a little snotty and that was affecting the taste.  never again.  

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2014, 11:47:12 PM »
Maybe this was in the post, but did you wash the salad? I wash that shit like I'm selling it on eBay.

Got sick on a chicken burrito Once. Worst thing I ever felt, well that and the day I found Ronnie retired

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Re: Food Poisoning sucks!
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2014, 11:49:52 PM »
Maybe this was in the post, but did you wash the salad? I wash that shit like I'm selling it on eBay.

Got sick on a chicken burrito Once. Worst thing I ever felt, well that and the day I found Ronnie retired

He's hinted at a comeback for the Olympia this year.  From the looks of his recent pics, he hasn't used gear in 3 years and his receptors are very fresh.  Given the right creatine/glutamine/etc stack, he could reach 98 conditioning, if he's willing to put in the work.  It's not about age or time or injury or his distended disgusting fcking gut... just about nutrient timing & willingness to train harder than everyone else.