"I have a friend who looks JUST like you!!!"

[Roger Bacon]

Why can't we all just say what we mean straight up?

I guess life wouldn't be as interesting?

[wolfrittner]

Why can't we all just say what we mean straight up?

I guess life wouldn't be as interesting?

Women need foreplay 

[wolfrittner]

Why do women fake orgasm?












They think we care....

[cephissus]

Whenever a girl tries that bullshit line with me I laugh and say "no you don't"

It's the same thing with.."I know a guy who's even bigger than you!"....LOL....no you don't.

haha i knew you were going to chime in with a line like this

[Roger Bacon]

Yea.  Look at the tits on that animal.

FUCK... hahaha so true 

[240 is Back]

Always respond with "I have a sister that looks EXACTLY like youuuuuuuuuuuu!"

You immediately friendzone her.  Let her pine after you for a month, all the while wondering why you never would even give her a chance.  One day, you "let" her ply you with a few drinks, and you rail her.   It's really that easy.

[Tapeworm]

Well I hope he doesn't follow you home tonight, brutally rape you for weeks on end, and finally roll your starved corpse into a roadside ditch somewhere.  I mean, they'd think it was me, right?

[Griffith]

Tell her that he IS you.

That you're from the future...and you're her friend's future self.

And in the future, you're already married.

And you've come back, into the past, to ensure that her and her friend (ergo: you) get married.

Only problem is, there's a threat. There might not be a wedding. Because she won't do something very important for him. And you must teach her what that important thing is. Immediately. Then whisk her off to the staff washroom at the coffee shop and help her understand what this thing is.

I've seen this work hundreds of times. It's pretty much foolproof.

That's a good one.

Will use it next time.

[Lustral]

Well I hope he doesn't follow you home tonight, brutally rape you for weeks on end, and finally roll your starved corpse into a roadside ditch somewhere.  I mean, they'd think it was me, right?

 

[Palpatine Q]

haha i knew you were going to chime in with a line like this

Actually it's not my usual trolling...I'm saying that people have a knee-jerk reaction to take away your "special" ness if they feel you are "above" them.

"I know someone just like you"...sure you do.funny they don't say it about my buddy who is a regular joe...but  I hear it all the time.   when I finally see my "twin" or this dude who supposedly puts me to shame..it's a joke.

Not that there aren't those people out there, but it's just more bullshit from people with fragile egos, trying to knock you down a few pegs.

[njflex]

THE best one of all time is your big but I have a frien 2x bigger than you or his arms are twice the size as yours..