"I have a friend who looks JUST like you!!!"

[ProudVirgin69]

I got it from the girl behind the counter at the coffeeshop yesterday...naturally, my response was "sounds like a good-looking guy"  

But what the hell does this even mean?  It's gotta be some type of feeble come-on, right?

I'll get it every now and then, and the only thing I can think of is that this is an attempt to "break the ice" or "find common ground" or some shit like that.  If she really did have a friend who looked like me, wouldn't she just mention the incident to him?  WTF am I supposed to say to that.

What say you getbiggers?

[_aj_]

Flintstones will be here momentarily to talk about his hands, or something.

[Nails]

You should of told her , I didnt know you were friends with seal?

[Hulkotron]

Should have mounted the wench.

[DroppingPlates]

Maybe she want to do a sandwich exam?

[Uncle Junior]

'You are friends with Van Disel"? 

[Zillotch]

It's gotta be some type of feeble come-on, right?

I get 'you look just like my ex' or 'Brad Pitt' or 'whoever.......' a lot.

[Roger Bacon]

I got it from the girl behind the counter at the coffeeshop yesterday...naturally, my response was "sounds like a good-looking guy"  

But what the hell does this even mean?  It's gotta be some type of feeble come-on, right?

I'll get it every now and then, and the only thing I can think of is that this is an attempt to "break the ice" or "find common ground" or some shit like that.  If she really did have a friend who looked like me, wouldn't she just mention the incident to him?  WTF am I supposed to say to that.

What say you getbiggers?

I'm going to create a girl to guy translation device. I have a million similar questions like that... lol

What does it mean when a girl messages you on pof and says "You don't look bad (:"?

[DroppingPlates]

I'm going to create a girl to guy translation device. I have a million similar questions like that... lol

What does it mean when a girl messages you on pof and says "You don't look bad (:"?

She likes you, while playing hard to get.

[Lustral]

I'm going to create a girl to guy translation device. I have a million similar questions like that... lol

What does it mean when a girl messages you on pof and says "You don't look bad (:"?

She has low self-esteem and is afraid of rejection so she is cushioning the blow of a possible rejection with such a statement.

If you say no, she didn't really like you anyway.

If you say yes, she will suddenly start commenting on what she likes.

Easiest girl to fuck on a one night stand.

[Lustral]

Tell her that he IS you.

That you're from the future...and you're her friend's future self.

And in the future, you're already married.

And you've come back, into the past, to ensure that her and her friend (ergo: you) get married.

Only problem is, there's a threat. There might not be a wedding. Because she won't do something very important for him. And you must teach her what that important thing is. Immediately. Then whisk her off to the staff washroom at the coffee shop and help her understand what this thing is.

I've seen this work hundreds of times. It's pretty much foolproof.

Isn't that the plot for Terminator spliced with a rom com?

[Lustral]

Yes. I'm shopping it around Hollywood right now. I've got a meeting with a producer. We'll see what happens.

I'm liking Christopher Lloyd for one of the roles.

Get Adam Sandler on it and it's a guaranteed $100m movie.

(can't find the Adam Sandler clip)

[wes]

On a sidenote,when I moved to Florida back in 1993,I needed a job,had nothing lined up,so I worked as a waiter for about 4 months until I found a decent gig.

One day,me and my cousins were in the grocery store shopping and I ran into a guy that I thought I knew from Massachusettes where I`m from.

Anyway,I yell out the guys name,pick him up hug him and ask him when he moved down to Fla. from Mass.

He told me to put him down and that he I knew him because he was a regular in the restaraunt I worked in.  

My fucking cousins died laughing and busted my ass for at least 6 months afterwards!  lOl  

Talk about feeling like a fucking idiot.  

That is all,but the guy looked exactly like a guy I knew back home...exactly.

[Lustral]

On a sidenote,when I moved to Florida back in 1993,I needed a job,had nothing lined up,so I worked as a waiter for about 4 months until I found a decent gig.

One day,me and my cousins were in the grocery store shopping and I ran into a guy that I thought I knew from Massachusettes where I`m from.

Anyway,I yell out the guys name,pick him up hug him and ask him when he moved down to Fla. from Mass.

He told me to put him down and that he I knew him because he was a regular in the restaraunt I worked in.  

My fucking cousins died laughing and busted my ass for at least 6 months afterwards!  lOl  

Talk about feeling like a fucking idiot.  

That is all,but the guy looked exactly like a guy I knew back home...exactly.

[wes]

Funny as hell bro! 

[Lustral]

Funny as hell bro! 

You'd love Alan Partridge in that case, and the English (good) version of The Office. Humour based on real life awkwardness. The US office (and US inbetweeners) feed jokes and slapstick humour to you as if you are a retard.

[LittleJ]

I got it from the guy behind the counter at the coffeeshop yesterday...naturally, my response was "sounds like a good-looking guy"  

But what the hell does this even mean?  It's gotta be some type of feeble come-on, right?

I'll get it every now and then, and the only thing I can think of is that this is an attempt to "break the ice" or "find common ground" or some shit like that.  If he really did have a friend who looked like me, wouldn't he just mention the incident to him?  WTF am I supposed to say to that.

What say you getbiggers?

How much does he bench?

[ProudVirgin69]

How much does he bench?

Good response, I'll keep that one at the ready for the next time I hear this in the gym

[The Ugly]

On a sidenote,when I moved to Florida back in 1993,I needed a job,had nothing lined up,so I worked as a waiter for about 4 months until I found a decent gig.

One day,me and my cousins were in the grocery store shopping and I ran into a guy that I thought I knew from Massachusettes where I`m from.

Anyway,I yell out the guys name,pick him up hug him and ask him when he moved down to Fla. from Mass.

He told me to put him down and that he I knew him because he was a regular in the restaraunt I worked in.  

My fucking cousins died laughing and busted my ass for at least 6 months afterwards!  lOl  

Talk about feeling like a fucking idiot.  

That is all,but the guy looked exactly like a guy I knew back home...exactly.

MA? Are you a Southie, Wes?

[flinstones1]

 She probably  likes the way you look,  but had you asked her for her number the first time you saw her you would of came across as desperate and creepy so  she wouldn't of given it.

nothing you can do man,  just casually run into her again. Preferably with an attractive female.

[Palpatine Q]

Whenever a girl tries that bullshit line with me I laugh and say "no you don't"

It's the same thing with.."I know a guy who's even bigger than you!"....LOL....no you don't.

[wolfrittner]

I got it from the girl behind the counter at the coffeeshop yesterday...naturally, my response was "sounds like a good-looking guy"  

But what the hell does this even mean?  It's gotta be some type of feeble come-on, right?

I'll get it every now and then, and the only thing I can think of is that this is an attempt to "break the ice" or "find common ground" or some shit like that.  If she really did have a friend who looked like me, wouldn't she just mention the incident to him?  WTF am I supposed to say to that.

What say you getbiggers?

She obviously likes you and is talking about a person she admires.
Its code for hit on me I like you

[wes]

MA? Are you a Southie, Wes?

No,Western Mass.,Springfield to be exact.

[LittleJ]

Whenever a girl tries that bullshit line with me I laugh and say "no you don't"

It's the same thing with.."I know a guy who's even bigger than you!"....LOL....no you don't.

What if she says your dick is big, it reminds me of a pornstar?

Groink: lol no it don't

[Palpatine Q]

What if she says your dick is big, it reminds me of a pornstar?

Groink: lol no it don't

What do you mean "if" ?