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ritch

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #100 on: November 07, 2014, 05:16:40 PM »
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #101 on: November 07, 2014, 05:33:41 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 07, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???


He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.
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Zillotch

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #102 on: November 07, 2014, 06:10:21 PM »
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #103 on: November 07, 2014, 10:20:38 PM »
Quote from: Howard on November 07, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.

I wonder if the bear would like to cuddle after the ass pounding?
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #104 on: November 07, 2014, 11:55:30 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 07, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #105 on: November 08, 2014, 03:15:58 AM »
Quote from: jr on November 07, 2014, 11:52:20 PM


WOW, scary shit.

Lucky he had a gun.
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No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't  "have to kill" the bear.
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anabolichalo

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #106 on: November 09, 2014, 03:25:28 PM »
holy shit

people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?

wtf

02:20
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Parker

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #107 on: November 09, 2014, 03:31:53 PM »
Quote from: wolfrittner on November 08, 2014, 03:15:58 AM
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No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't  "have to kill" the bear.
They sounded like big dogs. And check their closing speed. Their size belies their speed. 35 mph.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2014, 03:40:40 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 09, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
holy shit

people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?

wtf

02:20

The lion just wanted to play. Claws apparently were not out, nor bites administered.
The real good one was the last one--- guy being chased by the bull until they jumped the fence. True cardio right there.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2014, 03:42:17 PM »
whats the point of being a grizzly if you gotta run from puma

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