Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?

[CalvinH]

Depends how good the book is.

[Thespritz0]

I ALWAYS have a large supply of Muscle & Fitness by the toilet for reading material...

[The True Adonis]

Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.


Sickos.  No wonder why no women like some of these people.

[Mr Anabolic]

About 1 minute.  Most times it take longer to wipe than the actual dump.  Fiber is your friend.

A man's last sanctuary, especially if you are married and have young kids running around.

[MAXX]

5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.

that's funny because I had a friend as a child who always read donald duck on the shitter. for hours..

I didn't mind though because I could play his atari.

[The Ugly]

Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.


Sickos.  No wonder why no women like some of these people.

Why do you hate literature?

[Dr.J]

Love reading on the toilet

[FermiDirac]

Fixed.

Yo forgot

4) Follow the stock market while on vacation in Dubai, India.

[Donny]

well because of my Colitis Ulcerosa i´m on their more often than most of you..so i like to do a bit of pot surfing..take my small Toshiba notebook and sit it on a laundry basket which is the perfect height in the Bathroom. infact just eaten breakfast...my Bowels are stirring 

[heenok]

I cant stand people just sitting on the toilet and waiting.
I deliver, wipe/wash and leave.

However at work i take my time so im actually getting paid taking a dump. 

[visualizeperfection]

I drop/flush for the simple reason of wanting to reduce the amount time my O ring is under pressure.


All those pointless hours on the can, with your intestines resting on your asshole can't be good. My balloon knot is in good repair and I intend to keep it that way.

[Omega]

Quickest way to getting onset piles is prolonged toilet sitting.
I learnt that the hard way!

[MikMaq]

I assumed it was just a way for dads to masterbate in piece.

The pile of books is just a cover, for all the porn that is watched there.

[Voice of Doom]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

Ha!  It took years to train the wife that bathroom time wasn't about me answering her questions outside the door.  Now however the kid has taken up the mantle and stands outside the door banging and screaming "ba ba!" till I finish.  Then I open the door and she and the Pug are sitting there.....sigh.