I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).
I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.
Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:
FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what caused the plane to crash ?
Pilot - I was drunk.
FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.
You have no concept on how certain drugs make you and you sure as hell havent taken them then. druggs like G, coke, meph + steroids turn you into a sex freak
although i enjoy rimming a girl with or without drugs or alchol tbh