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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2015, 03:40:24 AM »
You've got to be kidding me.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2015, 04:13:08 AM »
Well, a marathon runner has a strong and functional body, as well ... specific to what it is HE does. Put him under a 500-pound barbell and he'll likely wind up in hospital.

What is so difficult, for you people who wage such idiotic arguments, to understand about the whole concept of sport specificity? No elite performance athlete can be exceptional across the spectrum of physical athletic attributes.

To be exceptional in any one area ALWAYS requires the others to be largely downplayed.

The healthiest and most "functional" person is the guy who does a bit of everything in a hobbiest fashion. Not being truly exceptional at anything.

Work your brain as hard as you possibly can and consider what I've said.  

P.S. The Piano guy is a total asshat and a poor example of anything beyond psychotic drug usage.
 

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2015, 04:39:47 AM »
If you don't think its possible to be great in everything - you don't know Bo!
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2015, 05:05:28 AM »
Very flexible, for sure. I'm nowhere near that, even tho I'm quite a lot younger. Maybe I should start doing that stuff.

Perhaps you should begin by purchasing his 5% water jug . . . I hear he is selling pet rocks too.  ::)

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2015, 05:35:59 AM »
Well, a marathon runner has a strong and functional body, as well ... specific to what it is HE does. Put him under a 500-pound barbell and he'll likely wind up in hospital.

What is so difficult, for you people who wage such idiotic arguments, to understand about the whole concept of sport specificity? No elite performance athlete can be exceptional across the spectrum of physical athletic attributes.

To be exceptional in any one area ALWAYS requires the others to be largely downplayed.

The healthiest and most "functional" person is the guy who does a bit of everything in a hobbiest fashion. Not being truly exceptional at anything.

Work your brain as hard as you possibly can and consider what I've said.  

P.S. The Piano guy is a total asshat and a poor example of anything beyond psychotic drug usage.
 

Yup!

Functionnality is sports specific but imo some athletes are good (not great) accross the board: hockey players, rubgy players combined both anaerobic and aerobic fitness and a good amount of strength. They have good verticals, lateral propulsion, can change direction quickly, recover fast from high output activities etc..

The Piano Guy is flexible, not functional, or at least it was not displayed in that video.


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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2015, 09:10:37 AM »
I love the jealousy you poor dipshits post about guys being non functional and crap.

And almost certain this is from a bunch of sorry ass twinks.

Keep being athletic and non impressive, as you surely can't wait to tell the next group of people you meet how many pullups you can do and how damn fit you are.

Of course you have to tell us as looking at you, there is no way to tell you've even been to a gym.

Fail.
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2015, 11:35:42 AM »
Incredible flexibility for a big guy. How is his vertical leap and sprinting speed to test power? What can he power clean to show his power? He can be the most flexible 300lbs guy in the gym but if he can't power clean his own body weight he is not powerful. How is his VO2 for short distance endurance? Can he run a 1.5 miles for a decent speed? Does he have real endurance past the tested VO2?  How is his single rep strength?

I'm not putting him down. I'm just pointing out the term functional has some parameters. Yes specificity of sport is huge. The days of being both a bodybuilder and an Olympic weight lifter are over like Tommy Kono, Grimek and a few others did.

Remember the ABC sports show The Super Stars? They took athletes for all different sports and made them compete in such things as Sprinting, half mile run, biking, swimming, bowling, hitting base balls, power jerking a barbell, and an obstacle course. Lou Ferrigno and Mike Mentzer both competed. The rules were if you were an athlete in a sport contested you couldn't do that test. So baseball players couldn't hit baseballs from the pitching machine. Joe Frazier the boxer nearly drowned in the pool. He never swam in his life and thought he could swim just because he was a boxer. Big Lou actually did really good. On his preliminary he won his group. On the final he had some bad luck in some events.  I was surprised how good he was hitting baseballs.  I think he power jerked in horrific form about 320lbs off the racks. He was beaten by the shot putter Brian Oldfield who could easily jerk 400lbs off the racks. Mentzer was as slow as molasses in the 100 yard dash. I think he was defeated with 310lbs jerk off the rack if my memory serves me right. Remember it wasn't a half press from a smith machine but the barbell resting on the clavicles jerk. Lou actually ran a 2:21 half mile. If you're not impressed by that put a treadmill on 13MPH and try to run a half mile.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2015, 12:39:15 PM »
They humiliated him big time. Poor Piano.

The only thing that would have made it worse better would have been if his wig had come off.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2015, 01:23:16 PM »
Who the fuck would buy this?   ::) ::) ::)

what kind of company would sell it?

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2015, 01:25:04 PM »
why do I find this thread erotic?

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2015, 01:29:39 PM »
Functional? - LMAO!  Piano couldn't even run a mile... he would be gassed after 2 blocks.

He got his ass beat by a 140lb twink during a wrestling match... got his knee destroyed too.  Maybe someone can post that vid again here... it makes me laugh.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2015, 01:31:19 PM »
Functional? - LMAO!  Piano couldn't even run a mile... he would be gassed after 2 blocks.

He got his ass beat by a 140lb twink during a wrestling match... got his knee destroyed too.  Maybe someone can post that vid again here... it makes me laugh.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2015, 01:32:31 PM »
I'm rock hard.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2015, 01:38:58 PM »
Functional? - LMAO!  Piano couldn't even run a mile... he would be gassed after 2 blocks.

He got his ass beat by a 140lb twink during a wrestling match... got his knee destroyed too.  Maybe someone can post that vid again here... it makes me laugh.

Are you surprised or just stupid he lost the wrestling match?

Seems to me we saw a bb'er hold his own rather well against a grappler not so long ago. I didn't expect him to do so well.

BB'ers are not trained like those fighters who practice their craft everyday. Duh... you fuckin' IDIOTS,, FUCK!!!
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2015, 01:41:12 PM »
The only thing that would have made it worse better would have been if his wig had come off.

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@oldtimer - pretty interesting. Would have loved to watch that show... Frazier not being able to swim had me chuckle.
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2015, 01:46:14 PM »
Does anyone carry a 5% gallon jug around full of piss coloured liquid. You know round the office, on the public transport etc...

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2015, 01:53:15 PM »
Hadurrr detected!  ;D

@oldtimer - pretty interesting. Would have loved to watch that show... Frazier not being able to swim had me chuckle.

Those old Superstars and Wide World of Sports's were fun shows, hard to find even on Youtube. To be fair, Frazier swam ok, just very slow and clumsy -

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Minutes 1 - 3, or so.

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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2015, 02:10:52 PM »
Here's some of the weightlifting ones with Oldfield, Ferrigno, etc.... -

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And a special one with footballers, and Howard Cosell -

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2015, 02:22:16 PM »
Incredible flexibility for a big guy. How is his vertical leap and sprinting speed to test power? What can he power clean to show his power? He can be the most flexible 300lbs guy in the gym but if he can't power clean his own body weight he is not powerful. How is his VO2 for short distance endurance? Can he run a 1.5 miles for a decent speed? Does he have real endurance past the tested VO2?  How is his single rep strength?

I'm not putting him down. I'm just pointing out the term functional has some parameters. Yes specificity of sport is huge. The days of being both a bodybuilder and an Olympic weight lifter are over like Tommy Kono, Grimek and a few others did.

Remember the ABC sports show The Super Stars? They took athletes for all different sports and made them compete in such things as Sprinting, half mile run, biking, swimming, bowling, hitting base balls, power jerking a barbell, and an obstacle course. Lou Ferrigno and Mike Mentzer both competed. The rules were if you were an athlete in a sport contested you couldn't do that test. So baseball players couldn't hit baseballs from the pitching machine. Joe Frazier the boxer nearly drowned in the pool. He never swam in his life and thought he could swim just because he was a boxer. Big Lou actually did really good. On his preliminary he won his group. On the final he had some bad luck in some events.  I was surprised how good he was hitting baseballs.  I think he power jerked in horrific form about 320lbs off the racks. He was beaten by the shot putter Brian Oldfield who could easily jerk 400lbs off the racks. Mentzer was as slow as molasses in the 100 yard dash. I think he was defeated with 310lbs jerk off the rack if my memory serves me right. Remember it wasn't a half press from a smith machine but the barbell resting on the clavicles jerk. Lou actually ran a 2:21 half mile. If you're not impressed by that put a treadmill on 13MPH and try to run a half mile.

LOL That's because shot putters are some of the strongest most explosive athletes in the world. Olympic lifters and shot putters  at the world class level can actually outrun most NFL players and  sprinters in the first 10-25 yards. Throwers too, those guys are all huge fast athletic freaks. A thrower or shot putter  isnt even taken seriously in the soviet union if he cant close grip bench 450. Not really fair to judge a bodybuilder in any athletic event who  doesnt train his CNS at all
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2015, 02:31:07 PM »
Those old Superstars and Wide World of Sports's were fun shows, hard to find even on Youtube. To be fair, Frazier swam ok, just very slow and clumsy -

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Minutes 1 - 3, or so.

2:19 Frazier had to stand up in the low end or drown.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2015, 03:14:02 PM »
Mike Mentzer ran a 18:23 100 yard dash in the 1982 Super Stars.  ;D  He did power jerked 320lbs to come in second to big Lou.