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295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« on: April 19, 2015, 04:09:55 PM »
Whoever said massive bodybuilders were dysfunctional - Eat This!! 8)


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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2015, 04:26:30 PM »
lol at his 5% water jug. People actually pay $8.00 for it lol.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2015, 04:35:02 PM »
Id like to see him run a mile in under 10 min

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2015, 05:07:36 PM »
Id like to see him run a mile in under 10 min

Why? He's a drug-pumped bodybuilder.

Would you also like to see a math teacher build a rocket?  ???

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2015, 05:07:45 PM »
Very flexible, for sure. I'm nowhere near that, even tho I'm quite a lot younger. Maybe I should start doing that stuff.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2015, 05:25:36 PM »
He's a perfect personification of the current state of bodybuilding.  Any chick w/out an STD would not give him the time of day.
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2015, 05:28:58 PM »
lol at his 5% water jug. People actually pay $8.00 for it lol.



You've got to be kidding me.

"Sippin' on your gallon jug at the mall"  :D

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2015, 05:32:57 PM »
You've got to be kidding me.

"Sippin' on your gallon jug at the mall"  :D

If its filled malt liquor!
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2015, 05:33:30 PM »
Whoever said massive bodybuilders bbw's were dysfunctional - Eat This!! 8)



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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2015, 05:37:47 PM »
You've got to be kidding me.

"Sippin' on your gallon jug at the mall"  :D

By the time you pay for shipping and handling and tax, youre paying about $12.00 for a gallon jug.

Ya know, you can easily go buy a gallon milk, use that milk in the protein shake, then use the jug after lol
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2015, 05:39:57 PM »
You can't stretch oil. 
...As long as it doesn't physically get in the way, I'm not surprised that he has the flexibility of a much smaller man.


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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2015, 06:03:14 PM »
lol at his 5% water jug. People actually pay $8.00 for it lol.



Who the fuck would buy this?   ::) ::) ::)

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2015, 06:05:46 PM »
By the time you pay for shipping and handling and tax, youre paying about $12.00 for a gallon jug.

Ya know, you can easily go buy a gallon milk, use that milk in the protein shake, then use the jug after lol

I just don't get it.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2015, 06:06:03 PM »
Who the fuck would buy this?   ::) ::) ::)

5%ers would buy it.  :D :D
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2015, 06:08:50 PM »
I just don't get it.

Hardcore for life, broskie.  :D :D
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2015, 06:16:24 PM »
Oil, like water, takes the path of least resistance.  put it in a bag drop it into a round, square, rectangular or triangular container and it will take on the shape of that container.

So long as its not a five pound container trying to hold ten pounds of shit.....errr..oil.   

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2015, 07:14:35 PM »
Why? He's a drug-pumped bodybuilder.

Would you also like to see a math teacher build a rocket?  ???
your comment proves my point, he claims to have a very strong and functional body but it couldn't be further from the truth because 1 mile could literally kill him due to the increase of sustained blood pressure.  I'd give the math teacher better odds

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2015, 07:47:29 PM »
your comment proves my point, he claims to have a very strong and functional body but it couldn't be further from the truth because 1 mile could literally kill him due to the increase of sustained blood pressure.  I'd give the math teacher better odds

Well, a marathon runner has a strong and functional body, as well ... specific to what it is HE does. Put him under a 500-pound barbell and he'll likely wind up in hospital.

What is so difficult, for you people who wage such idiotic arguments, to understand about the whole concept of sport specificity? No elite performance athlete can be exceptional across the spectrum of physical athletic attributes.

To be exceptional in any one area ALWAYS requires the others to be largely downplayed.

The healthiest and most "functional" person is the guy who does a bit of everything in a hobbiest fashion. Not being truly exceptional at anything.

Work your brain as hard as you possibly can and consider what I've said.  

P.S. The Piano guy is a total asshat and a poor example of anything beyond psychotic drug usage.
 

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2015, 08:46:41 PM »
He's a perfect personification of the current state of bodybuilding.  Any chick w/out an STD would not give him the time of day.
Trust me they have girls that would jump on him in a second, even without STD.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2015, 08:58:52 PM »
Was very impressed by that.
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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2015, 09:05:12 PM »
Trust me they have girls that would jump on him in a second, even without STD.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.

Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2015, 09:13:59 PM »
lol at his 5% water jug. People actually pay $8.00 for it lol.



Fred's research team has nothing on 5% when it comes to a convent to carry product.. 


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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2015, 03:00:12 AM »
Well, a marathon runner has a strong and functional body, as well ... specific to what it is HE does. Put him under a 500-pound barbell and he'll likely wind up in hospital.

What is so difficult, for you people who wage such idiotic arguments, to understand about the whole concept of sport specificity? No elite performance athlete can be exceptional across the spectrum of physical athletic attributes.

To be exceptional in any one area ALWAYS requires the others to be largely downplayed.

The healthiest and most "functional" person is the guy who does a bit of everything in a hobbiest fashion. Not being truly exceptional at anything.

Work your brain as hard as you possibly can and consider what I've said.  

P.S. The Piano guy is a total asshat and a poor example of anything beyond psychotic drug usage.
 
hey jackass I'm not talking a marathon, I'm talking 1 mile, this is something every healthy adult should be capable of but I'll bet he can't , so the claim of functionality of his muscle/body falls on its face.  I feel as though we are trying to make the same point

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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2015, 03:03:43 AM »
all the way functional mass


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Re: 295 pds of FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE mass!!
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2015, 03:22:01 AM »
all the way functional mass



They humiliated him big time. Poor Piano.
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