Mike OHearns birthday less than a month away, what are you getting him?

[Devon97]

I met O'Hearn in 1992. Saw him daily for years. I'm almost positive when I was 33 he was 28. I'm now 54. Unless he's been living on a planet that revolves around the sun slower than the earth, he should be turning 49. Perhaps, just perhaps someone's not telling the truth.

More importantly, is he having a sleepover party?

This , he is turning 49

[Devon97]

Imagine the hell this guy will go through when he starts to lose his gains and good looks. It's what defines him in every way.

Had someone else mention this exact thing to me last week.

Will need grief counseling

[guyincognito]

Had someone else mention this exact thing to me last week.

Will need grief counseling

Haha, yes at some point he will get very depressed.

[Danjo]

 rubber dildo, (fist and forearm) ala "Borat"..
copy of Pinnochio..

[spotter]

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Topical ointment for his recurring hairpiece.

 ;)Well said...!!!lol

[da_vinci]

I met O'Hearn in 1992. Saw him daily for years. I'm almost positive when I was 33 he was 28. I'm now 54. Unless he's been living on a planet that revolves around the sun slower than the earth, he should be turning 49. Perhaps, just perhaps someone's not telling the truth.

More importantly, is he having a sleepover party?

This makes it even more impressive. Dude looks incredibly young.

[da_vinci]

Haha, yes at some point he will get very depressed.

I guess that would make you happy, because it's so hard to see someone who has it all, isn't it?

Human nature...