Author Topic: Mike OHearns birthday less than a month away, what are you getting him? (Read 3741 times)

Never1AShow · « **on:** December 29, 2015, 05:24:36 AM »

He'll be 46. I'm starting to think that the narcissism and selfies are being ramped up because he is hitting that point where he sees the aging kicking in more. He seems to be on more gear than before. Look back on some shots from the last few decades, he seems on more than ever.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:30:53 AM »

what do you get for someone as strong and perfect as mike "titan" o hearn i mean hes huge , hes ripped he has a 13 inch cock

he wears a banana hammock around his house.

im thinking of getting him a huge black dildo and some lube. and a mirror.

guyincognito · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:36:10 AM »

47 no? Only makes his natural status more impressive. AND he has a full head of hair.

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:10:32 AM »

A selfie stick.

funk51 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:31:42 AM »

a subscription to siberian husky magazine

BBSSchlemiel · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:32:58 AM »

Get of the dills.

affeman · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:35:35 AM »

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:39:21 AM »

da_vinci · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:47:51 AM »

I'll get him a license to kill haters. Beware f4ggots.

Howard · « **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:52:21 AM »

C'mon now, the man was a pussy pullin' greek god of men.
Made some impressive lifts and put a damn good physique on stage.
I couldn't care less about the natural vs juiced rumors.
At this point he has nothing left to prove and could retire peacefully with his dogs .

Just sayin'

guyincognito · « **Reply #10 on:** December 29, 2015, 07:07:02 AM »

Quote from: Howard on December 29, 2015, 06:52:21 AM

C'mon now, the man was a ~~pussy~~ cock pullin' greek god of men.
Made some impressive lifts and put a damn good physique on stage.
I couldn't care less about the natural vs juiced rumors.
At this point he has nothing left to prove and could retire peacefully with his dogs .

Just sayin'

Fixed.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** December 29, 2015, 10:10:55 AM »

I met O'Hearn in 1992. Saw him daily for years. I'm almost positive when I was 33 he was 28. I'm now 54. Unless he's been living on a planet that revolves around the sun slower than the earth, he should be turning 49. Perhaps, just perhaps someone's not telling the truth.

More importantly, is he having a sleepover party?

Never1AShow · « **Reply #12 on:** December 29, 2015, 10:53:27 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on December 29, 2015, 10:10:55 AM

I met O'Hearn in 1992. Saw him daily for years. I'm almost positive when I was 33 he was 28. I'm now 54. Unless he's been living on a planet that revolves around the sun slower than the earth, he should be turning 49. Perhaps, just perhaps someone's not telling the truth.

More importantly, is he having a sleepover party?

I was going by the Internet first Google answer, even that I screwed up and as someone said above 47 according to Google. That being said I'd certainly suspect some shading, and 49 would make a lot of sense based on his currently seeming to be freaking out trying to get in shape for God knows what.

Is he renting out Moonshadows up in Malibu to party New Years Eve away with Mel Gibson?

wikkedonez · « **Reply #13 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:07:45 AM »

What do u get him?.

Tested...roids or hiv...either one

Never1AShow · « **Reply #14 on:** December 29, 2015, 12:30:04 PM »

Quote from: wikkedonez on December 29, 2015, 11:07:45 AM

What do u get him?.
Tested...roids or hiv...either one

Been thinking very hard about this all day. I got nothing. Probably will just be a Starbucks card then.

Taffin · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2015, 12:37:22 PM »

'A Killer Toupee' (Simpsons S10 E04)

wes · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2015, 12:38:01 PM »

I`m gonna` get him a hat.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2015, 12:39:28 PM »

A mirror.

His last one died of exhaustion.

guyincognito · « **Reply #18 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:48:04 PM »

Imagine the hell this guy will go through when he starts to lose his gains and good looks. It's what defines him in every way.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #19 on:** December 29, 2015, 03:20:54 PM »

Quote from: guyincognito on December 29, 2015, 02:48:04 PM

Imagine the hell this guy will go through when he starts to lose his gains and good looks. It's what defines him in every way.

See now I think that depends. If he has enough money to apparently not work (as it appears) then it ain't gonna be so bad. What's he like 6' 3"? Still able to train a bit, then lolling around in coffee shops and whatnot talking to chicks all day doesn't sound so bad.

Then again if he doesn't have any money, he'll live a desperate sad existence of hustling for customers to count sets and reps.

Maybe he'll go crazy like the barbarian brothers seem to have done.

guyincognito · « **Reply #20 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:25:25 PM »

Barbarian brothers? Tell me more.

gmflex · « **Reply #21 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:53:03 PM »

A month supply of botox...
He is going to needed..
He is close to the 50 mark..
He will up the dosage and he receptors will shot down..
Causing him to meltdown as he starts to see his face age...

inseyeder · « **Reply #22 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:56:27 PM »

powdered husky piss

Brass Balls · « **Reply #23 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:11:57 PM »

A brush to comb all that luxurious thick hair.

Devon97 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:16:03 PM »

Quote from: Howard on December 29, 2015, 06:52:21 AM

C'mon now, the man was a pussy pullin' greek god of men.
Made some impressive lifts and put a damn good physique on stage.
I couldn't care less about the natural vs juiced rumors.
At this point he has nothing left to prove and could retire peacefully with his dogs .

Just sayin'

And sell 799$ freeze dried goose eggs