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da_vinci

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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2016, 09:55:57 AM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on January 30, 2016, 09:38:42 AM
They aren't props. Guinness World Records awarded him a bottle for every pane of glass he charged through in order to cement his legacy as the most desperate man on earth.

He was smashing these glasses with his rock hard cock.
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visualizeperfection

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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2016, 09:59:23 AM »
How does this guy get this much money?
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da_vinci

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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2016, 10:35:32 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on January 30, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
How does this guy get this much money?

Duck embryos.
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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2016, 11:04:33 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 30, 2016, 10:46:26 AM
Why does this natty status bug so many getbiggers?

1. Most serious meatheads lifters have juiced some at some point.
I'm no Mike O'Hearn but even I did a little in the mid 1980's so wtf.

2. The sport of bodybuilding is built on lies about everything from arm size to cock size to cycle amounts.
Do you really think the avg gym bro every told the truth about his sex life with real woman?! LOL.
Being a total bullshitter is just part of the gym rat fun.
The only thing that matters is how your physique looks , end of story.

3. Mike O. didn't get his handsome, rugged looks , height and marketable persona from a drug.
the majority of juice heads are ugly gym trolls that can only work guarding a draw bridge .

A lie is a lie.
Your post won't change that.


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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2016, 02:14:45 PM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on January 30, 2016, 09:38:42 AM
They aren't props. Guinness World Records awarded him a bottle for every pane of glass he charged through in order to cement his legacy as the most desperate man on earth.

I'd actually feel embarrassed to hold a world record in something so ridiculous.

Imagine having to explain it to someone when they ask you what you got your world record certificate for? :-\
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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2016, 02:18:31 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on January 30, 2016, 02:14:45 PM
I'd actually feel embarrassed to hold a world record in something so ridiculous.

Imagine having to explain it to someone when they ask you what you got your world record certificate for? :-\

Soon, Jizzo will hold the record for the most effort ever put into denial of obvious homosexuality. I'm sure the cert will be in the mail.
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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2016, 02:22:25 PM »
How can he afford all this?

Both bear and beard + couch
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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2016, 03:30:36 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2016, 05:37:42 AM
I have a table like that in my family room. That's pretty much where the similarity ends, tho. What a fucking baller he is. All homo.

Too hard to dust. Would not want.
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Re: Now that's life of a true gb hall of famer
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2016, 03:34:17 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2016, 02:18:31 PM
Soon, Jizzo will hold the record for the most effort ever put into denial of obvious homosexuality. I'm sure the cert will be in the mail.
I think you have to have at least a million subscribers for that. I am content with owning your mind.
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