I have a table like that in my family room. That's pretty much where the similarity ends, tho. What a fucking baller he is. All homo.
Fuck... I'll have to work harder to be able to buy that table. Wouldn't fit into my trailer tho'. But I have a teddy bear, just fifth of the size of this one.
Don't know if you saw it, but there's a pack and play in the back by the balloon.That's used for..........children <gasp>You may need a new idol.
If they can raise a kid and look that good, then they've taken it to the next level.
Well why? I like kids.........as long as they are someones else
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Who's the beard?
Shut up. Mike has been gifted by gods. You don't come out like that from the copulation of homo-sapiens, it's obvious.
Hush now. My dreams will be ruined.
I knew he wasn't at the kids ward without an ulterior motive. Obviously had his beady eyes on that teddy for quite some time.
I don't like the table.....sine the carpet is so cushy, I'd leave that space open and make it a fuck pit between the couches.
He's basically gone from thisTo thisWhat a guy!
That's quite a feat without drugs! Only the genetic elite can do such a thing
Well, the champagne bottle are props. I'll bet most of the other stuff is, too.
Even the bear next to him?
They aren't props. Guinness World Records awarded him a bottle for every pane of glass he charged through in order to cement his legacy as the most desperate man on earth.