Last week I told my mother to do me a favor
I told her to remind me to NOT DATE:
- that hot Russian girl that wants to fuck me but I just haven't asked her out because she will kill me
- this "Barbie" with a twice used uterus
I asked her to do this because I KNOW that both of those situations are trouble to begin with (NOTE: btw guys--Russian women WILL kill you-it's not just a stereotype)....I KNOW!!!!....however even though I know that both of these situations are no good, my dick is still making me want to do dumb things
so, I have my mom remind me to not succumb....
again--I KNOW!!!
"Varys" is such a lucky man