what happens when you masturbate too much on the last day of October?
You get a Halloween
1) What happens when you stick your hand into a bowl of Halloween M & Ms?
The brown ones steal your watch.
2) Husband shoves a lemon into his wife's panties & tapes a potato to his pecker, She yells at him "What are you doing?"
He goes, "Fixing our Halloween costumes, you're a sour puss & I'm a dictator"

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