Planning early retirement by growing a Hitler moustache

[El Diablo Blanco]

I was thinking what is a good way to get fired from work that can allow me to sue them for millions.  I have been an exemplary employee for years, always get top marks in my yearly review.  I was thinking what if I started to sport a Hitler moustache.  It is not a violation of any code we have here.  I would think people would be upset by it but there's nothing they can do to stop me.  If they all of a sudden fire me it would be a violation of my rights. Enough that I can sue the shit out of the company.  The company is worth billions so they can afford a few million to make me leave and not run their name through the dirt in the media.

Thoughts?

[deadz]

Sucks for you and most people who wake up everyday to do a job they hate.

[Yamcha]

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[local hero]

I was thinking what is a good way to get fired from work that can allow me to sue them for millions.  I have been an exemplary employee for years, always get top marks in my yearly review.  I was thinking what if I started to sport a Hitler moustache.  It is not a violation of any code we have here.  I would think people would be upset by it but there's nothing they can do to stop me.  If they all of a sudden fire me it would be a violation of my rights. Enough that I can sue the shit out of the company.  The company is worth billions so they can afford a few million to make me leave and not run their name through the dirt in the media.

Thoughts?

If you got the slick black hair too you might just pull this off... German memorabilia on the desk for the win!

[Henda]

This is an absolutley brilliant idea, and is making me seriously rethink my upcoming pretending to need a wheelchair scam so I don't have to leave the workshop at work or do any work and maybe copy this gem of a plan

[Macrofitter]

[local hero]

This is an absolutley brilliant idea, and is making me seriously rethink my upcoming pretending to need a wheelchair scam so I don't have to leave the workshop at work or do any work and maybe copy this gem of a plan

Your on the tools, all youl get is a pat on the back for raising moral..

[Henda]

Your on the tools, all youl get is a pat on the back for raising moral..

Haha more than likely,

I'll just have to fall back on the wheelchair plan I really just want to see people's reaction when I wheel up to the overtime board to put my name down for weekend work or when I dump the chair to run for the sandwich van

[Wiggs]

I was thinking what is a good way to get fired from work that can allow me to sue them for millions.  I have been an exemplary employee for years, always get top marks in my yearly review.  I was thinking what if I started to sport a Hitler moustache.  It is not a violation of any code we have here.  I would think people would be upset by it but there's nothing they can do to stop me.  If they all of a sudden fire me it would be a violation of my rights. Enough that I can sue the shit out of the company.  The company is worth billions so they can afford a few million to make me leave and not run their name through the dirt in the media.

Thoughts?

Go for it champ. I'll do it too. Hitler haircut as well. You in? We may have different results. Me mental hospital and you unemployment line.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Go for it champ. I'll do it too. Hitler haircut as well. You in? We may have different results. Me mental hospital and you unemployment line.

That's my hope. Have them fire me for having a moustache.  They can't defend it in court.  I'll take my millions and move to the carribean.

[robcguns]

Sounds like a good plan to me.

[mass243]

If you can.
Not everyone is able to pull off the hitler mustache.

[visualizeperfection]

Make sure you tell them "it's a Chaplin mustache" while looking very bewildered.

[The Scott]

Tell 'em its a "Toothbrush Moustache".  That's what it was originally called.

[ratherbebig]

ive been sporting one for years.

never could hold on to a job though

[Howard]

That's my hope. Have them fire me for having a moustache.  They can't defend it in court.  I'll take my millions and move to the carribean.

I'd also fart frequently and bring in a medical problem to augment to offensive 'stache.
Of course, I'm always looking for an excuse to bring farting into the situation , so wtf.

[Anna Recksiek]

Didn't Michael Jordan try to pull that off a few years back?

[ESFitness]

Pull off a Viking beard.

[obsidian]

LMAO! Funny thread. Wiggs as Hitler would be hilarious!! Wiggs stands with us against the Globalists!

Maybe some of us can start to dress as Vlad the Impaler and see if we get more respect on the streets! Might want to carry a few poles with you for added realism and shock value. Should be a fun experiment down at Wall Street or maybe even the Capital!

[falco]

Nobody will care. Hitler moustache was popular in his time.