I'd caution you against citing Getbig shitposters (like me) as your example of Christianity. Getbig is here for the lolz and we behave as such.
Most Christians don't strut around with a holier than thou attitude like you see on TV and movies. That's the fantasy of people that want to live in sin and reject God's commandments outright. It makes them feel better about their lifestyles to imagine that all (or most) Christians are hypocrites. It's the same reason homosexuals love to accuse straight people of secretly being gay. In reality Christians recognize that we are human and as a result we screw up all the time and constantly sin. That is why we are so thankful for God's grace and so thankful that Christ suffered and died in our place, to save us. FYI, it's not too late. Ask Christ to reveal himself to you and he will. Even a vile piece of rubbish like you can be saved. 
news flash - I don't form opinion about the world based on the tiny speck of humanity that posts on this board
I don't base it on much of anything I see online
I grew up in Texas so have met plenty of fundies in my life. In fact I know many in CA as well
The belief system itself (like all religions) breeds hypocrisy
Also, there is no part of me that needs saving
I was born "saved" just like everyone else
doesn't matter what you believe or do
If you want to pretend you need saving or are having a personal relationship with a jewish zombie then have it it and enjoy yourself
