Right, right Cornutto but:
1st: you need dropy eye lids surgary, you see shit
2nd : cataracts surgery
3rd : haircut ASAP
4th: tons of dental work
5th: mans boobs liposuction
6th: DIETING
7th: hearing aids
8th: complete bodywax
9th: new wardrobe
10th: www.vincebasile.com
11th: stop boozing
12th: more money

13th: ........etc.,etc.,
Yikes! Some of what you suggested to Vince applies to me. Old age is a bitch!
1. Had the droopy eyelid surgery years ago.
2. So far cataracts aren't a problem.
3. There's no hair on my head left to cut.
4. I've always taken excellent care of my teeth, so my toothy grin is real.
5. Despite the recent photo-shops suggesting otherwise, I don't have man boobs.
6. I maybe have a few ounces of fat that could be converted to muscle, if I would do more cardio.
7. I spent nearly $7,000 on state of the art hearing aids which don't do shit.
8. My grooming habits are fastidious. Although a good wax, could save me the trouble of body grooming for a month or so.
9. I don't have anymore room for a new wardrobe because I have a problem with buying new clothes and not giving away the old ones.
10. Never had a website and never plan to.
11. So far, so good.
12. I could always use more money. Buying an excessive amount of new clothes isn't my only extravagance.
13. Not sure about the etc. category. I guess that means it is wide open. Maybe I could have penis and scrotal enhancement surgery. LOL.