I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there. Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
Outed for attending an IFBB contest . Great story. Thread is funny. And the Timmy and Mayor story is what was lacking.
Great story by Mass04. I laughed hard when I first read it.The MOB knew EVERYONE at the NY PRO. He was quite the star.
Did you see booty there? She’s usually lurking around at all the shows
This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.
From MASS04:Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"Mayor-"No!!!!"
Schmoecial Distancing
