Matt, do you enjoy the pole?

A friend of mine [female] once said to me: "Come on over. I'll give you poll."
Every time after that when it was brought up, I'd spell it "poll", lol.
To answer your question, I enjoy receiving pole from women, but nothing else to do with poles.
Also, I'm jealous of benders. With the current attack on heterosexuality, I think there is a LOT less hostility towards benders/homosexuals.