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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Easiest and Hardest Personal Trainer & Nutritionist Certifications.
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2020, 07:16:45 AM »

I dont give a shit about statistics...I do know that you're not in my league in terms of intelligence.  Only a complete moron would openly spew the crap you do...

You wear used clothes from Goodwill.

You have an IQ of 70.

You let a walleyed drag princess blow a load down your throat.

In no instance are you ever superior to another Getbigger.

Walter Sobchak

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Re: Easiest and Hardest Personal Trainer & Nutritionist Certifications.
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2020, 07:22:58 AM »
The current Ontario lightweight champion is Dain Wallis, and I believe he is the reigning Canadian lightweight champ as well.  Lightweight in the CAASA strongman league here in Canada started out as a 170-lb class, but moved up to 175-lb in 2017.  Weigh-ins take place on the same day, but they allow us a 3-lb allowance for clothes - and since you can weigh in wearing only your underwear and socks, that makes the weight class basically 178-lb.

Keep in mind that this is a manlet class.  Do you really think a 5'10" / 175-lb manlet is going to be deadlifting over 600-lb?  Literally the very strongest guys at 175 may be deadlifting between 550-lb and 610-lb.  Can you really tell me, regardless of city or state that you live in, that you see manlets deadlifting 7 plates per side?

Also, it's usually the side handle [trap bar] deadlift that shows up in contest most frequently, and my trap bar deadlift is pretty good - again, with respect to my weight class.



PS - that being said, does anyone know where I can get shitty CSN MFT certifications online just by taking a multiple choice exam that I can take, and just send money to upon passing the online exam?  I got the idea when I found out that a friend of mine has a Dave Palumbo nutritionist certification.  Ya rly - Palumbo has his own personalized certification program.  I don't want to get it in order to use it for full-time work or anything - just as a reason to refine my own training knowledge, and as a social experience.  Also, if people ask what I do, and I tell them that I'm a personal trainer, that conversation can easily turn into "Oh hey, can you help me with [insert fitness goals here]?"

I realize that I already know my way around the gym to the point that I could train people right now if I wanted to.  I see nothing wrong with making it official.

No one cares.

You are a small, weak, feminine, unemployed cuck of a man.

You would snowball with Howard and brag about it to get attention.