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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2022, 07:52:53 PM »
Are monkeys good eating?

I think they carry some diseases. Maybe if the meat is well done and seasoned properly it's possible to eat safely.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2022, 08:06:17 PM »
Are monkeys good eating?

Depends. Monkey (bush meat) is highly sought after by locals in the tropics of Africa and South America.

Indians prefer worshipping them.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2022, 06:36:04 AM »
Depends. Monkey (bush meat) is highly sought after by locals in the tropics of Africa and South America.

Indians prefer worshipping them.

And Mo Omari prefers taking them from behind.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2022, 10:03:25 AM »
And Mo Omari prefers taking them from behind.

Robcguns is the type of guy who goes to the fridge for some celery and hummus then closes the door with his hip. We all know you talk 👏 like 👏 this 👏 in real life and carry a rape alarm. I'm going to enjoy converting you to Islam through force, son.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2022, 01:00:30 PM »
Robcguns is the type of guy who goes to the fridge for some celery and hummus then closes the door with his hip. We all know you talk 👏 like 👏 this 👏 in real life and carry a rape alarm. I'm going to enjoy converting you to Islam through force, son.

Haha that will be the fucking day. The day this proud white man converts to Islam hahahah. I’m not into marrying goats and pedophilia. So no thanks. Will be fun beating some Muslim ass though. So whenever you are ready I’m here.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2022, 01:16:06 AM »
Haha that will be the fucking day. The day this proud white man converts to Islam hahahah. I’m not into marrying goats and pedophilia. So no thanks. Will be fun beating some Muslim ass though. So whenever you are ready I’m here.


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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2022, 05:25:49 AM »


Haha looks just like me. Now put up your pic so I can see what an inbreeding pedophile Muslim pile of shit looks like.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2022, 10:48:20 AM »
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2022, 11:05:01 AM »
Hahaha, I can't believe you'd out my family business like this. It's going against the Getbigger's Code. Delete this.

I’m sorry my Muslim brother. Deleting immediately and hanging my head in shame.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2022, 11:05:58 AM »
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.


Hahahaha 230 if your 7’5. You look like a skinny runt. And that outfit is flat out pathetic. Try actually working out, your torso looks like that of a non trained malnutritioned Ethiopian child.



Hahahahha I can’t stop laughing, please wear that when you “give me those hands” hahahahhA you might beat me I’ll be laughing so hard at a pedophile in a dress.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2022, 02:25:43 AM »
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.
Are you trolling or is this real?

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2022, 02:59:08 AM »
Are you trolling or is this real?

I'm as real as a donut, boy. Why would I post fake pics and make up stories about cracking a monkey's ass with a flip flop after it sexually assaulted my wife? I preach truth. I'm 6'5". I could easily bulk to 260 lbs and look thicker but I'm trying to get the girls, not win some gay contest.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2022, 03:11:52 AM »
Pox Of Peace

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2022, 03:12:07 AM »

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2022, 10:22:10 AM »
Monkey video from Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CguNSFgjGZU/

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2022, 12:27:25 PM »
Don’t mess with monkeys!
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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2022, 12:44:38 PM »
Fortress’ dough is on Rob in his clash with the filthy Muzzie.

Gonna be a massacre.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2022, 02:09:40 PM »
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.

https://shopd.off67.ml/products.aspx?cname=silk+thobe&cid=8

1 out of 10 must try harder

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2022, 02:21:15 PM »
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2022, 02:22:09 PM »
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.

Touche... ;D

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2022, 03:06:22 PM »
Fortress’ dough is on Rob in his clash with the filthy Muzzie.

Gonna be a massacre.

Thanks Fortress. Be pretty easy beating this goat fucker.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2022, 03:07:53 PM »
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.

If any “man” that wears a dress and mounts goats beats my ass I will disappear forever in shame.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2022, 03:04:37 AM »
If any “man” that wears a dress and mounts goats beats my ass I will disappear forever in shame.
:D He must be embarrassed as hell to get outed like this.

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Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2022, 07:38:49 AM »
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