Author Topic: Planet of the Monkeys? (Read 4216 times)

cart@@n · « **on:** July 29, 2022, 11:05:47 PM »

Will Monkeys conquer the Human Race?
It started a couple months ago.

58 people attacked in Japan in the last 2 weeks:

Gang of Monkeys leave baby mutilated:

Monkey take baby as hostage in India:

Baby girl kidnaped by monkey in China:

Monkeys kill 250 dogs in India:

Flexacon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2022, 11:37:20 PM »

They are using bio weapons too. The origins of monkey pox.

Matt · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2022, 11:48:36 PM »

There are some weird monkey channels on YouTube. I was watching nature videos, and it led to channels from [I believe] Malaysia, covering Macaques [I'm not sure how to pronounce that], that were basically roaming around the streets, being fed by tourists. The videos had strange names like "Baby Cynthia Taken by Kidnapper. Falls from Bridge and Dies".

Literally, the baby would be stolen by another monkey, and end up being hurt of dying. The videos were weird.

Some of the monkeys were fat as fuck.

Some videos showed them being shot with poison darts by the park supervisors, or whoever they were.

Apparently, Malaysian authorities displaced between 100,000 and 200,000 monkeys in 2013. Displaced = six feet under, lol.

Then during Covid, I heard a lot of the monkeys starved, as tourism was down.

And the monkeys started more aggressively robbing people.

This article covers some of the above points:

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/jan/28/mugged-by-macaques-the-urban-monkey-gangs-of-kuala-lumpur

Matt · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2022, 11:59:07 PM »

This is a video of one of the weird Asian monkey channels I was talking about, lol.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2022, 01:41:42 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on July 29, 2022, 11:37:20 PM

They are using bio weapons too. The origins of monkey pox.

Are they sure those guys were raped?

Mohammed Omari · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM »

My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

joswift · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:19:34 AM »

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WTF is wrong with dumb rag heads?

I would have kicked that monkeys head off its fucking shoulders

funk51 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:00:34 AM »

I agree it's just a matter of time.

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:12:40 AM »

South Chicago....every weekend.

joswift · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:14:54 AM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on July 30, 2022, 04:12:40 AM

South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that

robcguns · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2022, 05:17:27 AM »

Would love to just go out monkey hunting. I can’t stand those little fuckers.

cart@@n · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2022, 08:43:18 AM »

I guess a huge part of the problem is that in those countries the monkeys are protected by law.

In Brazil if you are in the wrong place or time you can get in trouble for killing a street pigeon or rat.

In the brave new world, the human life is less worth than a disease carrying urban pest.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2022, 10:43:52 AM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM

My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

Allah (PBUH) blesses you brother.

robcguns · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2022, 01:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM

My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

So these monkeys tried to strip your goat wife, I guess it’s nice you at least dress the goat up in public? Must have been quite a scene. Also you know you snuck up behind that bare assed monkey and started fucking it like the dirty Muslim bastard that you are.

Rambone · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2022, 01:56:13 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 05:17:27 AM

Would love to just go out monkey hunting. I can’t stand those little fuckers.

Racist post reported.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2022, 01:57:28 PM »

Rob C vs. Mo Omari is a solid getbig rivalry.

robcguns · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2022, 02:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on July 30, 2022, 01:56:13 PM

Racist post reported.

Was waiting for that haha.

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 30, 2022, 01:57:28 PM

Rob C vs. Mo Omari is a solid getbig rivalry.

That it is.

Mohammed Omari · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:59:11 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 01:54:52 PM

So these monkeys tried to strip your goat wife, I guess it’s nice you at least dress the goat up in public? Must have been quite a scene. Also you know you snuck up behind that bare assed monkey and started fucking it like the dirty Muslim bastard that you are.

Lol, good job you weren't there. They would have got your tits out instead and shoved your wife in a niqab. And if there was a place where men were going around raping monkeys, well all know you'd be roaming the streets dressed as King Kong. Not long 'til you catch these hands now, boy.

robcguns · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 03:59:11 PM

Lol, good job you weren't there. They would have got your tits out instead and shoved your wife in a niqab. And if there was a place where men were going around raping monkeys, well all know you'd be roaming the streets dressed as King Kong. Not long 'til you catch these hands now, boy.

Catch them and break them.

Wiggs · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM

My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

I don't know if this is real but it's a hilarious post. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2022, 02:57:16 AM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM

My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

WTF?

Sissysquats · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2022, 03:32:55 AM »

South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that

Reading the title I honestly thought it was about chicago

IroNat · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2022, 05:04:03 AM »

Are monkeys good eating?

Kwon · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2022, 11:26:28 AM »

Quote from: Sissysquats on July 31, 2022, 03:32:55 AM

South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that

Reading the title I honestly thought it was about chicago

This

pamith · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2022, 11:55:45 AM »

My nikka