Eat your crap foods that lead to diabetes, get fat, then take a drug to solve your problem so you can continue eating crap and being fat.
Replace the words "crap food" for steroids, "diabetes" for organ failure, and "fat " for muscles ..
And you get the bodybuilding life style minus the joy of eating, drinking what you want etc .

WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHH the Irony