How fat people wipe their ass...
I knew a guy who was a bell hop at a luxury hotel in the Poconos. he told that once one of these huge fartknockers called him up to his room, upon entering [the door was left open] the lardo told him to come into the bathroom. when he entered the blimp was standing naked in the tub with a bed sheet in both hands rubbing his ass back and forth, apparently he had taken a dump and wanted the bell hop to hose him down while he tried to clean himself. the guy told me he ran out screaming and quit the job that day. TRUE STORY,,,,,, as far as I know.