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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2875 on: December 31, 2025, 02:55:01 PM »
Don't worry about bhank's safety. He said in a video that he would crush soul crusher, so a random intruder in his house will not be a challenge for him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2876 on: December 31, 2025, 02:58:35 PM »
Bhanky made his house a target for desperate thieves advertising his crappy cars, stupid tricycle and junk watch collection.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2877 on: December 31, 2025, 04:48:23 PM »
Thank you guys for easing my anxiety before the new year starts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2878 on: December 31, 2025, 05:03:51 PM »
I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

F grade.   Not good at all.

https://www.areavibes.com/selma-nc/crime/

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2879 on: Today at 05:38:20 AM »
F grade.   Not good at all.

https://www.areavibes.com/selma-nc/crime

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2880 on: Today at 05:44:31 AM »
do you recall Brian boasting about the restaurant scene he would be a part of

he gets prepped microwave meals

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2881 on: Today at 05:47:38 AM »
do you recall Brian boasting about the restaurant scene he would be a part of

he gets prepped microwave meals

maybe he cant go out shopping or eating out because of his tag..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2883 on: Today at 06:54:48 AM »
Nobody's mentioned it, but I really think that Selma place is a F grade.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2884 on: Today at 06:58:26 AM »
The man is dangerously retarded. You'll find posts of his on here stating that he doesn't give a shit about watches and he's happy with his Seiko Turtle. He got into this hobby around 10 months ago and now he hates Seiko and has bought over 60 (yes, 60) pieces of shit and pissed away the money he made selling his house.

Forget about investing it or putting it in a savings account for Spencer. The jobless moron decided to buy dozens of Chinese knock-offs, homages, and random, stupid jump-hours, and he paid full retail price for everything. He's literally chucked 100 grand down the toilet when he could have just bought 4 or 5 nice pieces for different occasions and left it at that.

Of course, the fear of not having the biggest collection is what drove him to this, not a love of horology. He wants to look like an experienced time-piece aficionado with an eclectic and inspired collection gathered over many years. Instead, he looks like the impulsive and bone-headed narcissist that he is.

Hence why he's now desperate for validation from the watch-community on Reddit and arguing with anyone stupid enough to give him the time of day. This is what Methyl Mike needs to realise: there's no friendship with Brian. There's no conversation. He's talking at you. You are mere words on a screen and he's only paying attention for as long as you're assuaging his panicked thoughts or stroking his ego.

Oooh... double innuendo pun for the intellects on here.   All three of us that is.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2885 on: Today at 08:08:42 AM »
Thank you guys for easing my anxiety before the new year starts.

Do you think any of bhanky’s house guests for New Year’s ended up in a ditch

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2886 on: Today at 08:09:22 AM »
Do you think any of bhanky’s house guests for New Year’s ended up in a ditch

there were no house guests this year

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2887 on: Today at 10:41:28 AM »
Sorry about those multiple posts.
My computer kept freezing and I kept pushing Save.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2888 on: Today at 11:10:23 AM »
Sorry about those multiple posts.
My computer kept freezing and I kept pushing Save.

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Same happened to me in multiple threads. True story!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2889 on: Today at 11:15:23 AM »
Would be funny to see Bhank’s trike get stolen and you see some ghetto guy driving it around their neighborhood.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2890 on: Today at 11:39:16 AM »
Sorry about those multiple posts.
My computer kept freezing and I kept pushing Save.

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Don’t apologize. If that glitch didn’t happen we would have wrongly assumed Hankins was living in a Beverly Hillsesque neighborhood but now we know he’s returned to the hood where he once roamed as a child.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2891 on: Today at 11:54:10 AM »
Bhanky finally got a watch I like to look at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hallofwatchspecialist/s/ufKwjjCcr1

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2892 on: Today at 12:06:04 PM »
Bhanky finally got a watch I like to look at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hallofwatchspecialist/s/ufKwjjCcr1

Nice timepiece, “prestigious tart”!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2893 on: Today at 12:54:16 PM »
Oooh... double innuendo pun for the intellects on here.   All three of us that is.

haha, I actually meant to give that a 'no pun intended' at the time. It's a shame he's abandoned the account. He was getting torn to bits on there.