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jaejonna

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Weakness in coworkers exposed
« on: September 19, 2006, 07:05:16 AM »
I have this annoying ass biatch of a fat fcuking cowerker whom I detest fully. Much to her delight, the new ben&jerrys opened up down the street. So for the last couple of weeks I would come back from lunch tell her I had some flavor of ben&jerrys and tell her that she would not get fat cause its part of a balanced diet and of course that I had had two scoops before I got back to my office. However, she is enormous and growing as we speak. Why would this oversized pathetic glutonous pig believe what I say to her and rationalize the feeding of her face? Do fat people just need a reason, no matter how feable to feed thier face? Is it a mental defect, much like the one in gays that tells them to eat cock ?
Should I feel guilty that I am knowingly encouraging her to maintain a diet that will only bring the reaper closer?
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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 07:07:17 AM »
she probably figured that since you eat ice cream and you're skinny as a rail that she would get skinny eating it too.
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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 07:13:01 AM »
I have this annoying ass biatch of a fat fcuking cowerker whom I detest fully. Much to her delight, the new ben&jerrys opened up down the street. So for the last couple of weeks I would come back from lunch tell her I had some flavor of ben&jerrys and tell her that she would not get fat cause its part of a balanced diet and of course that I had had two scoops before I got back to my office. However, she is enormous and growing as we speak. Why would this oversized pathetic glutonous pig believe what I say to her and rationalize the feeding of her face? Do fat people just need a reason, no matter how feable to feed thier face? Is it a mental defect, much like the one in gays that tells them to eat cock ?
Should I feel guilty that I am knowingly encouraging her to maintain a diet that will only bring the reaper closer?

Why are you trying to copy me?

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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 07:13:11 AM »
Fat people ARE lazy
There is no excuse for beeing fat

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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 07:17:57 AM »
Hey, maybe the plus size model industry is hiring in your town.

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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 07:50:16 AM »
Why are you trying to copy me?
I actually wasnt trying to copy you, there just so happen to be a BEN&JERRY's that opened up and with my malious intent, i thought it would be funny to see how much retraint or lack there of a person would have if I enticed them with thoughts of me eating ice cream. But from what it seems TA so you really dont eat that stuff?
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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 08:11:11 AM »
But from what it seems TA so you really dont eat that stuff?

Jae I think you are setting yourself up for failure yet again.  If you want to challenge someone you should pick something you can win at.  Why contend that Adonis doesn't eat icecream?  It's obvious that he does, and even if he didn't he could make it seem like he does.  You also are implicitly complimenting him because by doubting that he could eat icecream you reveal that you are impressed by his conditioning.  It's like accusing someone of juicing, if they are in fact natural you have paid that person a tremendous compliment.

I'm just trying to help here.

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Re: Weakness in coworkers exposed
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2006, 08:14:23 AM »
The thing is that I wasnt even making this an Adonis thread, it was really true! Adonis can eat what ever he wants , im not going to loose sleep over that .
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