I have this annoying ass biatch of a fat fcuking cowerker whom I detest fully. Much to her delight, the new ben&jerrys opened up down the street. So for the last couple of weeks I would come back from lunch tell her I had some flavor of ben&jerrys and tell her that she would not get fat cause its part of a balanced diet and of course that I had had two scoops before I got back to my office. However, she is enormous and growing as we speak. Why would this oversized pathetic glutonous pig believe what I say to her and rationalize the feeding of her face? Do fat people just need a reason, no matter how feable to feed thier face? Is it a mental defect, much like the one in gays that tells them to eat cock ?
Should I feel guilty that I am knowingly encouraging her to maintain a diet that will only bring the reaper closer?