Chuck Norris

[Cleanest Natural]

i love the most how he uses total gym to stay in shape and get a thorough strech through those pecs while doing something totaly unrelated.

[bigbalddaddy]

Chuck Norris is 5'8" 172lbs. he's a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

172lbs...you're being nice today!  I'd put him at 155 fully clothed!   What a beast!!!!!!!

[benchmstr]

172lbs...you're being nice today!  I'd put him at 155 fully clothed!   What a beast!!!!!!!

you my friend are stupid,everyone knows chuck norris bones are hollow and filled with the fat from un baptised babys to make him a superhuman earth destroyer

so that baby fat must add at least 20-30 pounds

bench

[Rudee]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Welcome to a year and a half ago. 

[freespirit]

Welcome to a year and a half ago. 

 

You actually have a life inside the industry, so I'll forgive you being a full year and a half behind on these things.

[wes mantooth]

every time you masturbate,chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

LOL..my fave too...

[rccs]

I wonder what is Chuck Norris going to do when he reads all this?
Probably kick our asses through the internet, using the arrow keys!!!

[rugged_bloke89]

When chuck norris walks into the ocean he does not get wet, the ocean gets chuck norrised...

[Montague]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris.

[ToxicAvenger]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8630946781191662911&q=chuck+norris

[ToxicAvenger]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=chuck+norris

[OneBigMan]

That Texas Ranger stranger was something very fake compared to what Norris Chucky believes about himself and everything else about the state.