I make no such claim, but we're not dealing in finer shades of gray here. The issue is, well, black and white. Clearly, you're whiter than the lovechild of Sammy Davis Jr. and Bill Cosby.
This being the case, I propose that the Good Doctor be made an honorary white man. Of course, you'll have to change your name to Tommy, but nothing comes for free (although I will send you a free pack of Oreos once the motion is carried). Who will second the motion?
It's good we have your expertise on blackness here. Not certain how I've made it this far without your advice and council.
