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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #75 on: December 05, 2007, 08:16:54 PM »
Tis the duty of CJ and the merry members of Team Nasser to save threads such as this!


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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #76 on: December 05, 2007, 08:38:30 PM »
i dont mind leafy bug, but he does have a very ugly face. just not put together well. like i said he is sometimes funny but is an ugly kid, i would imagine he has a hard time with females.

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #77 on: December 05, 2007, 09:37:21 PM »
Mr. Adonis,

I submit to you the following in contradiction to your weightless theory that Leafy Bug doesn't prefer the company of men:

TOP TEN REASONS LEAFY IS A POOPCHUTE RECEPTACLE

1. He wants to grow up to be a bodybuilder.
2. He takes photos of himself in nothing but his underwear to post on a 99% male message board.
3. He claims Adonis is his "best friend", even though the two of them "have never even met." <sniffle>
4. He is spending the majority of his high-testosterone college year evenings and weekends posting on Getbig, online chatting with men, and playing Team Fortress 2, instead of the typical heterosexual college pursuit of going to parties and trying to bounce girls.
5. He has never mentioned a woman or commented on a photo of a woman.
6. He always mentions men and always comments on photos of men.
7. He personally identified with the women in the Special Ed Arnold interviews and felt objectified.
8. The only "woman" he communicates with is named "CarolineGresh". Sadly, that's the screen name of a MAN named Adonis.
9. He uses the blatantly gay screen names "Buttsuck", "Leafy Bug", and "JuicyCop", only because even gayer names such as "Cocksuck", "Leaky Buttplug" and "JuicyCock" were no longer available.
10. His boyfriend Adonis sticks up for him in the most chivalrous manner possible.



Why dont you just say-he likes dick....

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #78 on: December 05, 2007, 09:45:02 PM »
Why dont you just say-he likes dick....

We can always count on good ol' "pkaz" to liven up a thread ::)

Where do these fucken noobs come from anyway?

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #79 on: December 05, 2007, 10:01:18 PM »
Special ed is pathetic... i actually think it is the other way around. Onlyme i actually had to think about to humiliate. With ed we have actually video footage of him getting owned. I don't even feel like posting it.

hahahah you funny little boy.  It really shows how stupid you really are.  How can you humiliate anyone including me.  You are about as significant as a homeless person on skid row.  You have no life, no one on here likes you except for you gimmicks and boyfriend penis who we all know is so fucked up it hilarious.  He constantly tries to act smart and comes off stupid s fuck.  I give the noth of you credit though.  You can pretend great and you actually believe your own bullshit.  You are just a joke on here and everyone knows it.  you truly need to learn your place in life.  You are the one who nobody wants on their team.  People bump into you cause you are not seen.  You really need to grip this.  Cause the way you look and act you are going to stay where you are today.  Doing and being nothing.  You have already embarrassed your parents by being gay.  It is worse that you are gay and a loser.  You must really feel like shit at dinner sitting at the table knowing your whole family is ashamed of you.  Dude kill yourself soon.  Save some face.  God knows you need it.

Did you get you sex change yet.  You have that perfect face to be one ugly fucking chick  Go for it twinkie you are half way there.  Ask Apenis for some advice.  Guaranteed he knows all about this shit. 

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #80 on: December 05, 2007, 10:09:35 PM »
hahahah you funny little boy.  It really shows how stupid you really are.  How can you humiliate anyone including me.  You are about as significant as a homeless person on skid row.  You have no life, no one on here likes you except for you gimmicks and boyfriend penis who we all know is so fucked up it hilarious.  He constantly tries to act smart and comes off stupid s fuck.  I give the noth of you credit though.  You can pretend great and you actually believe your own bullshit.  You are just a joke on here and everyone knows it.  you truly need to learn your place in life.  You are the one who nobody wants on their team.  People bump into you cause you are not seen.  You really need to grip this.  Cause the way you look and act you are going to stay where you are today.  Doing and being nothing.  You have already embarrassed your parents by being gay.  It is worse that you are gay and a loser.  You must really feel like shit at dinner sitting at the table knowing your whole family is ashamed of you.  Dude kill yourself soon.  Save some face.  God knows you need it.

Did you get you sex change yet.  You have that perfect face to be one ugly fucking chick  Go for it twinkie you are half way there.  Ask Apenis for some advice.  Guaranteed he knows all about this shit. 
Me.... And then you. Hope this helps!!!

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #81 on: December 05, 2007, 10:12:33 PM »
Me.... and then you

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #82 on: December 05, 2007, 10:14:31 PM »
Me... and then you. I don't know how else to knock it into your fat head.
Edit: god your ugly...

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2007, 10:34:02 PM »
Dude you would be laughed out of a gym built like you.  You are built like a typical gay twinkie.  Getting on stage DOES not make you a BB.  You are a fucking skinny little boy.  How old are you.  You are fucking white as a ghost and you got up on stage.  Honestly do you lift at all.  You are skinny NOT ripped.  If you think you are, then you are fucking dreaming.  Like I said you would get laughed out of a real gym. I might have not been ripped but I never claimed to be.  I was a national and world champion in my sport and have been featured in newspapers, magazines including Time Magazine because of what I accomplished.  Exactly what in the fuck have you done.  NOTHING.  Keep posting pics of what I looked like two month ago.  Cause it won't last long.  See I can get back into shape and be strong again.  You can never get muscles or in a shape that impresses anyone.  So keep posting the fat pics of me.  Thats all you got.  Dude I understand why you are so bitter over me.  You thinking that cause I am fat I have still accomplished more and have done more than you ever will.  You can't live with that fact.  You being all skinny as fuck and me fat as fuck and I still do more and better than you ever will.  How sad it must be to be you.

I may not be ripped to shreads but I did pretty good with my career at 300 pounds.  You will never amount to anything looking like you do.  Maybe you should try the chubbier side.  You won't look as gay.  Even though it must help you pick up guys now.

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #84 on: December 05, 2007, 11:15:14 PM »
Dude you would be laughed out of a gym built like you.  You are built like a typical gay twinkie.  Getting on stage DOES not make you a BB.  You are a fucking skinny little boy.  How old are you.  You are fucking white as a ghost and you got up on stage.  Honestly do you lift at all.  You are skinny NOT ripped.  If you think you are, then you are fucking dreaming.  Like I said you would get laughed out of a real gym. I might have not been ripped but I never claimed to be.  I was a national and world champion in my sport and have been featured in newspapers, magazines including Time Magazine because of what I accomplished.  Exactly what in the fuck have you done.  NOTHING.  Keep posting pics of what I looked like two month ago.  Cause it won't last long.  See I can get back into shape and be strong again.  You can never get muscles or in a shape that impresses anyone.  So keep posting the fat pics of me.  Thats all you got.  Dude I understand why you are so bitter over me.  You thinking that cause I am fat I have still accomplished more and have done more than you ever will.  You can't live with that fact.  You being all skinny as fuck and me fat as fuck and I still do more and better than you ever will.  How sad it must be to be you.

I may not be ripped to shreads but I did pretty good with my career at 300 pounds.  You will never amount to anything looking like you do.  Maybe you should try the chubbier side.  You won't look as gay.  Even though it must help you pick up guys now.


Keith,

You are wrong. This wanker has accomplished a lot. He supplies so much comic fodder to getbig. He is a natural born talent...

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #85 on: December 05, 2007, 11:42:58 PM »
You are just jealous of his grandiose use of vocabulary that flows so beautifully like poetry and destroys peoples egos. You are indeed to dumb for the great adonis.

gran·di·ose : characterized by absurd exaggeration.  That didn't help his case now did it.

P.S.  When do you plan on starting to train your calves?


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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #86 on: December 05, 2007, 11:57:16 PM »
Mr. Adonis,

I submit to you the following in contradiction to your weightless theory that Leafy Bug doesn't prefer the company of men:

TOP TEN REASONS LEAFY IS A POOPCHUTE RECEPTACLE

1. He wants to grow up to be a bodybuilder.
2. He takes photos of himself in nothing but his underwear to post on a 99% male message board.
3. He claims Adonis is his "best friend", even though the two of them "have never even met." <sniffle>
4. He is spending the majority of his high-testosterone college year evenings and weekends posting on Getbig, online chatting with men, and playing Team Fortress 2, instead of the typical heterosexual college pursuit of going to parties and trying to bounce girls.
5. He has never mentioned a woman or commented on a photo of a woman.
6. He always mentions men and always comments on photos of men.
7. He personally identified with the women in the Special Ed Arnold interviews and felt objectified.
8. The only "woman" he communicates with is named "CarolineGresh". Sadly, that's the screen name of a MAN named Adonis.
9. He uses the blatantly gay screen names "Buttsuck", "Leafy Bug", and "JuicyCop", only because even gayer names such as "Cocksuck", "Leaky Buttplug" and "JuicyCock" were no longer available.
10. His boyfriend Adonis sticks up for him in the most chivalrous manner possible.



Sorry Leafy that was pretty funny stuff ;D

Dang Ed may be a bit of a tool sometimes but ya gotta give him props for getting in a position to cop a sly feel of some of the hottest chicks on this planet........yeah he's a freak/weirdo/etc but he's on the right track IMO  ;D

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #87 on: December 06, 2007, 02:11:47 AM »
Dude you would be laughed out of a gym built like you.  You are built like a typical gay twinkie.  Getting on stage DOES not make you a BB.  You are a fucking skinny little boy.  How old are you.  You are fucking white as a ghost and you got up on stage.  Honestly do you lift at all.  You are skinny NOT ripped.  If you think you are, then you are fucking dreaming.  Like I said you would get laughed out of a real gym. I might have not been ripped but I never claimed to be.  I was a national and world champion in my sport and have been featured in newspapers, magazines including Time Magazine because of what I accomplished.  Exactly what in the fuck have you done.  NOTHING.  Keep posting pics of what I looked like two month ago.  Cause it won't last long.  See I can get back into shape and be strong again.  You can never get muscles or in a shape that impresses anyone.  So keep posting the fat pics of me.  Thats all you got.  Dude I understand why you are so bitter over me.  You thinking that cause I am fat I have still accomplished more and have done more than you ever will.  You can't live with that fact.  You being all skinny as fuck and me fat as fuck and I still do more and better than you ever will.  How sad it must be to be you.

I may not be ripped to shreads but I did pretty good with my career at 300 pounds.  You will never amount to anything looking like you do.  Maybe you should try the chubbier side.  You won't look as gay.  Even though it must help you pick up guys now.


Jeezfookingchrist, you are ugly

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #88 on: December 06, 2007, 02:36:55 AM »
am i the only one who thinks 'creepy' is guys stalking special ed on every interview he does?

personally, i think he did a great job 'keeping his composure' with all those hotties 'pressing the flesh'.

dayummm, is that old bob kennedy's wife? :o she tried to break ed with the 'pressing the flesh' thang she was doing but man stayed on course like an absolute trooper. 8)

tell me you didn't get some tail from those interviews ed? ;D

eat your heart out adam...well, at least you got to interview branch.... :-X


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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #89 on: December 06, 2007, 04:40:24 AM »
leafy....you have some issues that you really need to have looked into.  You might be the most fucked up guy I've ever seen on this site...really, not flaming.

it's one thing if it's an act like it is for some people here but I get the feeling that you're just in too deep, you really believe the stuff you type.  You've got issues.  Has adam been making you listen to subliminal tapes or something?  Is he taking over your mind?  It's funny how he's "your best friend' but you've never actually met him....that speaks volumes.
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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #90 on: December 06, 2007, 04:42:49 AM »
Has adam been making you listen to subliminal tapes or something?  Is he taking over your mind?  It's funny how he's "your best friend' but you've never actually met him....that speaks volumes.

Can you check these volumes and let me know if any of them provides the answer to this question: is Huge Nassar Muscular?

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #91 on: December 06, 2007, 04:44:34 AM »
Can you check these volumes and let me know if any of them provides the answer to this question: is Huge Nassar Muscular?
I don't have them...thank God.  I would bet that TA thinks nasser is obese but I could be wrong.
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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #92 on: December 06, 2007, 05:04:49 AM »
I don't have them...thank God.  I would bet that TA thinks nasser is obese but I could be wrong.

Damn it!!!! Now we will not be able to check them to see whether or not they indicate that it is the case that Nassar is Muscular, or whether they do not in fact way in on the topic.  Even if they didn't cover it that in itself would be a piece of the puzzle that might help us decide if Nassar is Muscular.

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #93 on: December 06, 2007, 07:30:08 AM »
I don't have them...thank God.  I would bet that TA thinks nasser is obese but I could be wrong.

Then again Natural Al...if you're not anorexic, TA thinks you're fat...so he probably would think Nasser is fat in most of the pics being posted.

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Re: LEAFY BUG: The College Years
« Reply #94 on: December 06, 2007, 06:20:06 PM »
hahaha, exactly my point ;D

So you're saying I CAN'T call him a liar... damn it!