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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2007, 12:52:04 PM »
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.

Or getting tramp stamps..... :-X
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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2007, 12:59:32 PM »
Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.


you forgot shitty drivers, know kung fu , eat bugs and cats and dogs.i am sure there is more i am just trying to help ;)

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2007, 01:01:26 PM »
i also heard a girl once say "i wish i could lose some fat on my calves so can wear capris" i guess she noticed the look on my face and giggled and said "well i guess i would have to lose it everywhere for that right?" i just smiled.

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
you answered your own question on this one, has to do with the cat-peanut butter sessions you mentioned.

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2007, 02:00:42 PM »
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

overcompensation....they know they look like shit but try to offset it with nails, clothes, hair, etc

kind of like a certain type of people that put 22" rims on a rusted out piece of shit car....you know, the same kind of people
that are fucking the fat chics.....hmmmm? now it all makes sense.....

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2007, 02:01:23 PM »
big girls love the penis.

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2007, 02:01:54 PM »


 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah




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