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How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« on: August 25, 2007, 03:11:24 PM »
So I get a call a few hours ago from my best friends sister in law and it was like this.


girl: Mike, this is Tony's sister in law, "so and so", I think we met a few years ago at a party.

me: hey, how are you?

girl: well, I kind of need a favor

me: what's up?

girl: ok, my husband and I are separated and he is abusive and he has had our baby for 3 days and I am supposed to meet him and get my kid back

me: ok

girl: I know you are going to think I am crazy, but I am not from around here(which is true), and I don't know who else to call. I am scared to death of him doing something to me, last time I picked him up I thought he was going to beat me up. I am meeting him at the Starbucks on 59 and I am sure he will bring his brother and I don't think he will touch me in public but I really just want to get my child back without any problems.

me: so what can I do for you?

girl: Is there any way you could go up there with me?

me: seriously?

girl: I know it sounds ridiculous, but I know if you were there there would be any problems.

me: why isn't Tony going with you?

girl: He said you were a better guy to call, aren't you like a fighter?

me: something like that

girl: Well my husband isn't afraid of Tony(I got a kick out of that ;D, he is a huge dude, but way too nice to ever fight anyone)

me: Ok, so what is it that you want me to do?

girl: well, I just want to make sure he doesn't hurt me and I get my kid. I am so sorry for asking you, but I don't know anyone else to call

me: Ok, when at where?

So we meet at Starbucks and we are having a coffee and waiting for him and he pulls in, so she goes outside and I see a dude who is smaller than me even, he gets out of the car with the baby in the crib thing and just starts yelling at her. I see her reach for the baby and he pushes her hand away so I get kind of pissed and walk out there. "Hey buddy, give her her child" I say. "Mind your own business sir" he replied. I say, "this is my business, I am Tonys best friend and I am here to make sure you give her her child, no one wants a problem, so call her later if you want to argue, but not here". He gave her the kid and we went in and finished the coffee. Pretty uneventful actually, I just think it's funny that my huge friend didn't want to have a "problem" with a guy that looked like he is afraid of his own shadow, so he requested his 165 pound buddy to handle it for him.  ;D
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2007, 05:13:32 PM »
How tall is he?

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2007, 05:14:03 PM »
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2007, 05:34:42 PM »
man you always got some shit going on. ;D

I hope she does not turn this onetime good deed into a habitual problem for you.  It's cool you helped out though.

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2007, 05:36:34 PM »


I hope she does not turn this onetime good deed into a habitual problem for you. 

No, it won't be a problem at all. I don't even really know the girl.
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2007, 06:04:47 PM »
You're a good guy danielson. Mr. Miyagi will be very proud of you!

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 06:06:21 PM »
Danny definitely lives life to the fullest for sure, he's probably one of those crazy dudes who doesn't wait for a bunch of arguing in a fight he just hauls off and punches a motherfuccker.

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 06:07:45 PM »
Danny definitely lives life to the fullest for sure, he's probably one of those crazy dudes who doesn't wait for a bunch of arguing in a fight he just hauls off and punches a motherfuccker.

I used to, but I got 90 days for it a few years ago. I am all about peace now.
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2007, 06:11:42 PM »
Hey Danny, I'm new here and I really don't know you that well but I hope you were angling your way toward getting some vagina out of this?...LOL

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 06:14:33 PM »
Hey Danny, I'm new here and I really don't know you that well but I hope you were angling your way toward getting some vagina out of this?...LOL

I would think that is the last thing he would want from that girl.   Kid, Crazy husband, No friends, battered wife syndrome.  Nah man..there are better vaginas that need pounded.

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 09:04:43 PM »
Hey Danny, I'm new here and I really don't know you that well but I hope you were angling your way toward getting some vagina out of this?...LOL

Welcome, she is not very attractive or I would have.
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 10:28:22 PM »
Welcome, she is not very attractive or I would have.

Guess I was wrong then.  lol.  So you go by that motto..

"8 to 80 blind crippled and crazy...I'll fuck em all"     ;D

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2007, 10:34:00 PM »
Welcome, she is not very attractive or I would have.

LOL thats why I like danielson, he's honest as well ;D.

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2007, 11:06:55 PM »
Guess I was wrong then.  lol.  So you go by that motto..

"8 to 80 blind crippled and crazy...I'll fuck em all"     ;D

Not sure what movie that is from tbh. But of course I would have fucked her if she were hot. I only have one rule, I will not touch a married girl, if they are separated, she is fair game, engaged, same thing. But not married, I have no interest in fucking up a marriage, especailly when there are chldren involved.
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2007, 11:11:07 PM »
Not sure what movie that is from tbh. But of course I would have fucked her if she were hot. I only have one rule, I will not touch a married ####, if they are separated, she is fair game, engaged, same thing. But not married, I have no interest in fucking up a marriage, especailly when there are chldren involved.


Not sure if it was from a movie.  Some black dude told me that when I asked him if he ever denied pussy 15 years ago.  It has always stuck with me.  :)

Another friend of mine has a philosophy that if a married bitch a ready to get down then the marriage is already over anyway.  So why not.

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2007, 11:22:31 PM »

Not sure if it was from a movie.  Some black dude told me that when I asked him if he ever denied pussy 15 years ago.  It has always stuck with me.  :)

Another friend of mine has a philosophy that if a married bitch a ready to get down then the marriage is already over anyway.  So why not.

When I was younger I didn't care if they were married or not. But honestly all women are pretty much whores and are hungry for new cock. It's a shitty feeling knowing you broke up a marriage. Plus some guys will actually beat their wives or worse when they cheat on them. Who needs that on their conscience.
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2007, 10:50:27 AM »
hahahah danny boy at the bar talking to a bitch about what he does

bitch; "so what do you do far a livning"

danny: "i handle problems"

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2007, 02:52:15 PM »
danny you are a gentleman and a scholar...But if i had structured ass kicking skills like you...alls it would take is for dude to look at me crazy before im jumping over the car giving him the flying dragon kick to the neck followed up by a little jackie chan/ jet li happening on his face...

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Re: How can a guy be this big and a pussy!?
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2007, 04:08:17 PM »
danny you are a gentleman and a scholar...But if i had structured ass kicking skills like you...alls it would take is for dude to look at me crazy before im jumping over the car giving him the flying dragon kick to the neck followed up by a little jackie chan/ jet li happening on his face...


Lol, well I guess my boy Meathead isn't a pussy after all, he was actually out of town and his wife suggested the girl call me. According to meat, the chick is fkn insane and the guy is harmless and I was just used to make the dude jealous, or at least thats what he assumes. Oh well.
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