How do I do a Zottman Curl?

[240 is Back]

Am I missing something? Wright "retired" over a month ago. Obama "left" his church 3 days ago.

okay.  what is the timeline for when a person can searate himself from a group or position?

In 2001, Mccain almost accepted the VP position under Kerry.  He almost played second fiddle to a windbag like kerry.  He refused to address is then, and even still won't categorically deny it TODAY.  He still won't answer the Q on it.

We can't hold it against Mccain in 2008, can we?

[shiftedShapes]

Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

Or a shameless manipulator of simpletons

[drkaje]

That's fine if you believe that however you're part Jewish, Adam.  And since my ancestry is part Egyptian, it means I owe your relatives a big thanks for helping built our pyramids......

Jews did not build the pyramids.

[The Coach]

Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

I am a bit ashamed of Obama that he didn`t take a stronger stand with his atheism as his mother and father were both atheists.

He should have remained steadfast and not caved in to political pressure.  The American people are starting to realize that Jesus and religion are all a sham.  The great Abraham Lincoln as well as the majority of the founders cared not one iota for Jesus or any god.

Wait....but Obama said he was a Christian......no, no wait again, he said he never practiced Islam, OH NO, wait again he said he was never he was a Muslim....oh snap...now you're saying he's an atheist??

I see that frontal lobotomy you had since you've been gone hasn't done you any good...........still as dumb as a box of rocks

[pumpster]

Wait....but Obama said he was a Christian......no, no wait again, he said he never practiced Islam, OH NO, wait again he said he was never he was a Muslim....

Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol

[The Coach]

Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol

Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.

[The Coach]

Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol

Playing a race card pumpster? I don't care if he black, white, man or women, dudes a lier and not even close to being qualified. Would it make you feel better if i told you I wanted Condelezza Rice? She's black and a women.

[pumpster]

Playing a race card pumpster? I don't care if he black, white, man or women, dudes a lier and not even close to being qualified. Would it make you feel better if i told you I wanted Condelezza Rice? She's black and a women.

Someone writing a column should be able to spell liar & woman properly ROFL no wonder he's bitter.

Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.

Sounds like someone's been busy reading/lurking/learning lol

[LatsMcGee]

McCain is a  pin cushion with no real spine.  This guy is lobbying for the endorsements of the same people who slandered him 8 years ago.  Pretty sad.

[MisterMagoo]

Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.

you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

[The True Adonis]

you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

[Condor]

Funny, considering that the person you stumped for earlier, Jefferson Davis, was a devout christian and churchgoer who was also widely known for his appointments of not merely protestants but catholics and jews to high office.

You, sir, have made a mockery of yourself while promoting yourself as a gentleman, while at the same time reducing yourself using witless shenanigans in an attempt to pass yourself off as a refined and educated man.  I for one can see through your charade and deem you a merciless cad, no better deserving of a pedigree than what that bitch of a mother feeds the sloth at your house stable.

The gauntlet has been thrown.

Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

I am a bit ashamed of Obama that he didn`t take a stronger stand with his atheism as his mother and father were both atheists.

He should have remained steadfast and not caved in to political pressure.  The American people are starting to realize that Jesus and religion are all a sham.  The great Abraham Lincoln as well as the majority of the founders cared not one iota for Jesus or any god.

[MisterMagoo]

Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

hahaha YES. truly "The Coach" is a feeble individual in mental capacity. it truly is a shame that he has constructed for himself a house of cards when the base of which is so fragile. if only he saw how delicate the whole structure was, it might be possible for him to strengthen it.

[chaos]

LOL, and here I was thinking Wow, Magoo has just had a huge meltdown.

[candidizzle]

Hear! Hear!
Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

oh brother

shoot yourself,  fuckwit

[The Coach]

Like their hero Obama, all they can do is reply with insults and no substance.....I win!

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Adonis has owned more minds than Alzheimer's.

[dr.chimps]

you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

   LOL   

/got any bile left?

[240 is Back]

Like their hero Obama, all they can do is reply with insults and no substance.....I win!

Sometimes, you do the same:

Spoken like a true uninformed brainwashed lib!

[shiftedShapes]

Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

This re-minds me of T. Herman Zweibel.  He was launched into space some-time ago but some-how managed to submit the following intro-duction to the Onion's coverage of the presidential race:

The school-educated busy-bodies who manage my media properties inform me that it is almost time to appoint a new President. I almost cannot believe it is time for the suet-brained populace of this flagging Republic to be once again herded into the voting-booths to allegedly choose precisely which bloody-handed butcher will crack their bones and suck the marrow over the next few years. Futility, I say, rank and base futility! Does the grist choose the mill, the rabbit the hawk, the innocent 12-year-old Atlantic City orphan girl the lusty mob of beefy, drunk, vacationing coal-oil sales-men? They do not, and neither do the Citizens choose their Leaders. However, if The Onion news-paper can further the illusion that an individual vote has more potential to change the world than a lamb's last bubbling bleat in a crowded slaughter-house—and furthermore, if we may turn a hand-some profit by doing so—than let The Onion be the Judas goat to the milling herd of democratic cattle!

I am told that our new War of the White House section will contain the vetted and censored life stories of each candidate; white-washed and simplified versions of their heinous plans to drain the life and wealth of each and every tax-payer; a schedule denoting the appearances of every aspirant, so that one may go and be covered in unspeakable fulminating lies in person instead of hearing them over the crystal-set. I should God damned well hope that there will also be prettily-colored pictures, or else the average American citizen will not be able to keep his eye on it for more than a few heart-beats, and it would be better yet if there were accompanying photos of ample heaving bosoms. Sadly, the man in the street becomes affronted whenever he feels his supposed dignity is being besmirched. Why is this? The man in the street is, for all his puffery, standing there in the God damned street!

In any case, there will also be a section on how our Democracy works, despite even the simplest boor suspecting in his secret heart of hearts that it is a sham. Which it is. I have not voted since becoming a wealthy industrialist, having figured out some time ago that it is much wiser to employ the organ grinder than vote for the monkey. Still, I hope this special section is of some amusement to all. I understand that one of the candidates is campaigning in a dress this year, and yet another in a minstrel's blackface, which I must say was unexpected; but as long as there are no Catholics on the ballot, I see no reason to summon the marksmen.

Now get back to work!

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/onion_publisher_emeritus
http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/

[dr.chimps]

Coach's political knowledge/spatial awareness is inversely related to the strength of his political convictions. A scary but altogether too common occurrence. 

[no one]

you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

magoo, i have been meaning to tell you...

you need to try to express yourself better.

don't hold back.

say what's really on your mind.

heh.