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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2008, 06:19:31 PM »
Moose, i have this image of you as a 70 year old shrivelled-up-prune, in a urine-smelling nursing home,  strapped into a bed, wearing an incontinence pad, telling stories to the dementia-patient lying next to you, about your days as a thong-wearing-bodybuilder!
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2008, 06:20:08 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 25, 2008, 06:18:48 PM

Tracy has two cats.  I merely tolerate them.
So "Tracy" wears the pants?
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2008, 06:20:25 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on May 25, 2008, 06:19:31 PM
Moose, i have this image of you as a 70 year old shrivelled-up-prune, in a urine-smelling nursing home,  strapped into a bed, wearing an incontinence pad, telling stories to the dementia-patient lying next to you, about your days as a thong-wearing-bodybuilder!

LOL  ;D

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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2008, 06:22:13 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 25, 2008, 06:18:48 PM

Tracy has two cats.  I merely tolerate them.

You better get her pregnant quick. Her "time" is running out.
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2008, 06:23:37 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 25, 2008, 06:22:06 PM

She's had one of the cats since before we were married.  What would you suggest I do?
Accidently leave the door open? maybe a can of "bad" tuna?
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2008, 06:27:36 PM »
Quote from: chaos on May 25, 2008, 06:23:37 PM
Accidently leave the door open? maybe a can of "bad" tuna?

Despite my online persona, I'm usually not that mean in real life.
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2008, 06:28:35 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 25, 2008, 06:27:36 PM
Despite my online persona, I'm usually not that mean in real life.
You big little softy! :-*
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2008, 06:33:45 PM »
Quote from: chaos on May 25, 2008, 06:28:35 PM
You big little softy! :-*

Isn't that what your wife said to your penis last night?
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #58 on: May 25, 2008, 06:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Simple Carbs on May 25, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
Isn't that what your wife said to your penis last night?


Hey buddy. How many times will you try to hit on Debussey today? :-* ;)
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #59 on: May 25, 2008, 06:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Simple Carbs on May 25, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
Isn't that what your wife said to your penis last night?
Were you looking in on your mother and I again? >:(
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2008, 06:41:37 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 25, 2008, 06:39:19 PM
Where did Moosejay go?  We were having such an interesting conversation.  I do hope we haven't scared him off.  What would Getbig be without him constantly "turbo-posting diarrhea"?    ;D


His ass probably started working again.


And why have you not made Tracy pregnant? Her "window of opportunity" is closing >:(
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2008, 06:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on May 25, 2008, 06:35:13 PM

Hey buddy. How many times will you try to hit on Debussey today? :-* ;)

Your repeated disobiedence will be met with a force comparable to the Frence nuclear testing at Mururoa Atoll in 1966.
Enjoy your final days on Getbig while I prepare for your destruction.

Quote from: chaos on May 25, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
Were you looking in on your mother and I again? >:(

Is it true that you are the kind of the guy who when a senior citizen says, "Can you give me a hand?" (to help him stand up), you reply, "Sure stud" and puts your hand into the old man's pants...
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2008, 06:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Simple Carbs on May 25, 2008, 06:41:58 PM
Im desperate

Its OK honey, its OK. Mommy will be here for you.  :)
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Re: HETEROSEXUALS ARE REPULSED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS! WHY ?
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2008, 06:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Simple Carbs on May 25, 2008, 06:41:58 PM


Is it true that you are the kind of the guy who when a senior citizen says, "Can you give me a hand?" (to help him stand up), you reply, "Sure stud" and puts your hand into the old man's pants...
I bet you're the kind of guy that wears fake casts so you can ask random guys in the mens room to unzip your pants.


Gayer than Your MAAAAaaaa and bayGBM in a sauna.
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