Bodybuilding Ever Saved your Life?

[LatsMcGee]

I remember back when I was 18.  I was partying and almost knocked up my stripper girlfriend.  Bodybuilding was there with that condom when I needed it the most.  Thanks to bodybuilding I finished college and have a good job today.  THANKS BODYBUILDING, WE LOVE YOU.

[d0nny2600]

One time i was just talking a walk in the hood, presuming i was pretty safe, being 6"2, 250 pds ripped. Suddenly 10 gang members came out of nowhere. Luckily i had just eaten a dozen egg whites, half a chicken and a 50g whey shake. With a couple of vitriolic protein farts i was able to befuddle the gang and make my escape.

Thank you bodybuilding diet!

Now that is bodybuilding at work in real life!

[evandatp]

All very impressive I'm sure but:

I was kidnapped by white slave traders & made to play the lead in an all-male version of Oklahoma! somewhere in the Middle East.

Come opening night I refused to take the stage but they threatened to harm my family. I made it through the first act OK but near the end of the second I slipped on a pair of soggy looking manties thrown by a man in a turban from one of the box seats to the right. I managed to limp through to the end & hobble off stage. 

My ankle was twisted, my family's fate seemed certain but who should step in, save me & go on to receive standing ovations & 2 encores? My understudy: Bodybuilding!

[d0nny2600]

All very impressive I'm sure but:

I was kidnapped by white slave traders & made to play the lead in an all-male version of Oklahoma! somewhere in the Middle East.

Come opening night I refused to take the stage but they threatened to harm my family. I made it through the first act OK but near the end of the second I slipped on a pair of soggy looking manties thrown by a man in a turban from one of the box seats to the right. I managed to limp through to the end & hobble off stage. 

My ankle was twisted, my family's fate seemed certain but who should step in, save me & go on to receive standing ovations & 2 encores? My understudy: Bodybuilding!

This is bullshit....they wern't manties - they were Nasser's soiled panties...and that man in the turban was Sharma!