All very impressive I'm sure but:
I was kidnapped by white slave traders & made to play the lead in an all-male version of Oklahoma! somewhere in the Middle East.
Come opening night I refused to take the stage but they threatened to harm my family. I made it through the first act OK but near the end of the second I slipped on a pair of soggy looking manties thrown by a man in a turban from one of the box seats to the right. I managed to limp through to the end & hobble off stage.
My ankle was twisted, my family's fate seemed certain but who should step in, save me & go on to receive standing ovations & 2 encores? My understudy: Bodybuilding!