super heroes

[MAXX]

God I remember the Ninja fad of the 80s lol I still have my Black Belt magazines with Stephan K Hayes on the cover lol now where did I leave my tabis?

lol

say, did you ever master the spinning round kick?  

"he is ninja"  

[Ruffneck]

WOLVERINE TRAILER FROM THIS WEEKENDS COMIC CON

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/xmen-origins-wolverine/leaked-comic-con-footage

[Moosejay]

You look like shit. Just to let you know.

The ladies like me.

[knny187]

Hulk

[jaejonna]

The ladies like me.

moster legs, smoother than a babies butt, but not as developed...congrat, your the official cumbucket of getbig.

[Moosejay]

moster legs, smoother than a babies butt, but not as developed...congrat, your the official cumbucket of getbig.

Boyoboy, I need to learn how to post your pic next to mine?

Could you do that for me, JJ?

I'll wait!

[Moosejay]

moster legs, smoother than a babies butt, but not as developed...congrat, your the official cumbucket of getbig.

Or, I am sure you could better compare to this, Geisha boy

[jaejonna]

Boyoboy, I need to learn how to post your pic next to mine?

Could you do that for me, JJ?

I'll wait!

thats like building a mansion in a trailerpark moosegay...plus you only hit the gay 'zanelike' swimmer poses , reminscent to the homosexual movement in BB. ...

[Moosejay]

Or, I am sure you could better compare to this, Geisha boy

Or I will take it easy on ya with this, so you can align one of yours with it!

[Moosejay]

thats like building a mansion in a trailerpark moosegay...plus you only hit the gay 'zanelike' swimmer poses , reminscent to the homosexual movement in BB. ...

See above and below your posts for non-Zane poses

And what style of 'physique' do you sport?

Superior to Zane?

I guess you are superior to X-Factor, as well?

Mansion in  a trailerpark?

Guess no need to worry, you are not serious and don't seek to improve.

[Moosejay]

MooseJay, you would love me lots! I know a lot of your very own Super Heros but not each and evey one of them. Let me elaborate a bit and cause some shit here .

Your top heros of all time:

1) Iron Man - I never met him personally cause he is only a regular guy in a Super "suit". He never trained. He never lifted. He only spent a lot of money and built a super suit.
2) Spider Man - I think I went to school with this guy. He was always yelling that spiders were attacking him and then he got real heavy and invented stories about climbing walls and  beating up the neighborhood bad-guys. He was a nerd until his grandmother knitted him a spider suit to calm him down a bit, and then some movie studio purchased his diary and made a movie but changed the "nerdiest" parts to make him look a lot better than he really is. I met this kid at Sony Studios when he was there signing autographs. Believe me - you don't want this kid to be your Super Hero. He is a royal turd.
3) The Vision -  No idea who this guy is.
4) Colossus- Another guy who is full of shit. Claims to be drug free but he is not.
5) Power man (Of Power Man & Iron Fist) - Don't know him either. Must be shit.
6) Captain Marvel (From Marvel Comics), He is so stupid that he has to call me for the password at least once a week. "It's SHAZAM, you nitwit!".  But by then it's too damn late and another damsel is lost in the woods and gone for eternity.
7) The Thing - I met him when his real name was James Arness and had a brother who was auditioning for Mission Impossible. Nice guy but no way a SuperHero.
The Silver Surfer -My real good buddy! He doesn't really do that flying on the surfboard thing, ya know, but he wants you to think he does. In fact he is such a bad person at even balancing on a surfboard that I had to hold it for him during the filming sequence. TRUTH!
9) The Human Torch - I don't know him cause he's not real. Only an actor in a stupid movie
10) The Hulk - I know him a lot cause he used to  be a guy named Lou whom I met before he turned Green and made a TV show. Then he became my nephew in a real comical book form called something I forget where they dress him up in a scuba type suit with small lights all over it and he becomes the Hulk and even the Abomination too and moves like them so that the computer guys can create the real guy on the screen. He is real but not real-real.

Moose, you seem to like real people who really are not even real. We got lots of real SuperHeros who are really real and you yourself can become one of them and I am sure you are already leaning in the right direction. Leave your hospital room and tie up the back of that "supersuit" so that your ass doesn't hang out too much and go downstairs and visit those poor sick kids who can't play  SuperHero roles cause they can't walk or run or do any SuperHero stuff.

You can be their Super Hero easily.

Do that kind of stuff and become the biggest Super Hero of all time. You're gonna like yourself a lot!
 

Great post as always , sm

[jarhead]

anti-hero

[arce377]

IRON MAN
WOLVERINE

[SHUTUPANDTRAIN]

My Pops

He was a bad Mother Fucker (passed away in February at 75)...We owned a little Mom and Pop deli in an Italian neighborhood in Philly and when I was in my early teens my cousin came in all tooted up and tried to rob him with a 22/25 (long time ago so not sure)...He chased him up the street with a metal pole he kept behind the counter...I remember thinkin' that is a one Bad Mother Fucker Jack...

[Dreadlord]

or this guy as he was cool as fuck!!



this guy was a bad #### too

Good call.

I have all the LOBO issues.+ mini  series.  Now this bastich will fight at the drop of the hat..Hell..even before the hat dropped. He's killed off his entire planet on a whim and now a bounty hunter hunting outlaws for fun and profit - king of all badasses



Wolvie - another badass who needs to go berserk more often - last seen leading his own Killsquad -X-force.




Another favorite:

The Batman: the master detective/ strategist + martial artist extraordinaire . He's got backup plans for his backup plans. Even Superman fears the dark knight.

[Parker]

because
Political correctness:
That shit that's floating from across the Atlantic to the shores near us.

Actually No, they sit around and think of people with edge. They had David Hassselhoff play Nick Fury once, he looked the part, but would you rather see and hear Samuel L. Jackson cursing loud as hell. than hear David do it?

Sometimes they change shit up, like how they made the new He-man look like he was ripped as hell, but didn't have the hugeness factor....

[Dreadlord]

Actually No, they sit around and think of people with edge. They had David Hassselhoff play Nick Fury once, he looked the part, but would you rather see and hear Samuel L. Jackson cursing loud as hell. than hear David do it?

Sometimes they change shit up, like how they made the new He-man look like he was ripped as hell, but didn't have the hugeness factor....

Years ago when marvel put out the "ultimate" series Nick Fury was redrawn to resemble Sam Jackson. Naturally Jackson was flattered and offered to play the character if there was ever an Avengers movie.

Looks like he just got that chance.

[Parker]

Years ago when marvel put out the "ultimate" series Nick Fury was redrawn to resemble Sam Jackson. Naturally Jackson was flattered and offered to play the character if there was ever an Avengers movie.

Looks like he just got that chance.

Yeah, I remember the "ultimate Line", I think it came out the same time as Marvel Max

[Bluto]

thats not mars

or is it?