MooseJay, you would love me lots! I know a lot of your very own Super Heros but not each and evey one of them. Let me elaborate a bit and cause some shit here .
Your top heros of all time:
1) Iron Man - I never met him personally cause he is only a regular guy in a Super "suit". He never trained. He never lifted. He only spent a lot of money and built a super suit.
2) Spider Man - I think I went to school with this guy. He was always yelling that spiders were attacking him and then he got real heavy and invented stories about climbing walls and beating up the neighborhood bad-guys. He was a nerd until his grandmother knitted him a spider suit to calm him down a bit, and then some movie studio purchased his diary and made a movie but changed the "nerdiest" parts to make him look a lot better than he really is. I met this kid at Sony Studios when he was there signing autographs. Believe me - you don't want this kid to be your Super Hero. He is a royal turd.
3) The Vision - No idea who this guy is.
4) Colossus- Another guy who is full of shit. Claims to be drug free but he is not.
5) Power man (Of Power Man & Iron Fist) - Don't know him either. Must be shit.
6) Captain Marvel (From Marvel Comics), He is so stupid that he has to call me for the password at least once a week. "It's SHAZAM, you nitwit!". But by then it's too damn late and another damsel is lost in the woods and gone for eternity.
7) The Thing - I met him when his real name was James Arness and had a brother who was auditioning for Mission Impossible. Nice guy but no way a SuperHero.
The Silver Surfer -My real good buddy! He doesn't really do that flying on the surfboard thing, ya know, but he wants you to think he does. In fact he is such a bad person at even balancing on a surfboard that I had to hold it for him during the filming sequence. TRUTH!
9) The Human Torch - I don't know him cause he's not real. Only an actor in a stupid movie
10) The Hulk - I know him a lot cause he used to be a guy named Lou whom I met before he turned Green and made a TV show. Then he became my nephew in a real comical book form called something I forget where they dress him up in a scuba type suit with small lights all over it and he becomes the Hulk and even the Abomination too and moves like them so that the computer guys can create the real guy on the screen. He is real but not real-real.
Moose, you seem to like real people who really are not even real. We got lots of real SuperHeros who are really real and you yourself can become one of them and I am sure you are already leaning in the right direction. Leave your hospital room and tie up the back of that "supersuit" so that your ass doesn't hang out too much and go downstairs and visit those poor sick kids who can't play SuperHero roles cause they can't walk or run or do any SuperHero stuff.
You can be their Super Hero easily.
Do that kind of stuff and become the biggest Super Hero of all time. You're gonna like yourself a lot!
