Why don't we just dispense with the controversy?
Let's trot out a chimp trained to say "tax cut" and "states rights" and run him as a republican VP candidate.
"Mr. Snookums, in light of the recent financial disasters facing this nation, what is the best way for the country to recover its economic stability?"
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"That's bold. Let's look at the housing scandal in particular Mr. Snookums. As VP, what course of action would you embark on to address the looming yet inevitable default of the nation's poorest homeowners?"
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"Here, here Mr. VP, I mean candidate Snookums! On to social policy. Obama recently made statements regarding affirmative action. In your opinion, what is the fundamental basis for laws that, on their face, seem to favor one group over another?"
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"You nailed it sir!"