One time I was working in a free clinic as a resident and there was this middle aged lady in a wheelchair to be seen. She had amputations of both legs below her knees. All done up too, makeup, hair, all that shit. Anyway, she was there for an infection.
Turns out she has a colostomy, which is a hole in the abdomen from prior bowel resection that has a bag attached. She was having drainage from the bowel hole. We cultured it (since her chart noted that she had been a known prostitute with several past infections) and it turned out to be chlamydia.
So....some sick f-cker with chlamydia was banging her in the colostomy hole!