That's why you thank god you don't work with. Me. Those shitstains in your pants would be a lot bigger
Yea, I'm trembling over the menacing internet beast.

You're probably some 150 lb pencil neck geek living out your dreams of being big and muscular on the internet, while crying and pouting as the bigger dudes at the gym pound out heavy weights and get all the ladies.

I can see him now, at his computer typing up his fantasies, "Here's another story about being tough and muscular, I hope the guys on the internet forum are impressed."