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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 06:47:24 PM »

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2007, 08:00:37 PM »
I'm wife is a nurse, and she found a patient that is 900 pds and three nurses have to take care of him daily. So She know I have a big ego and so do I BUT, She told me that this fat over weight 900 pound pile of wasted human life, has the table circumference for his cock. And has a length of three feet. I was laughing so hard when she told me this. But then I got that "look" from her and I knew it was true.


So some fat 900 pound waste of life has this huge fucking cock and I'm pretty sure that is all that is keeping him happy, knows that everyone else is smaller. So next time you look at a fat 900 pound fattie think of this story, and wonder what girl would want him.

*YAWN*...YOU'RE INTO FAT MEN WITH BIG COCKS I SEE (THREE FEET LONG...THAT IS ALMOST AS LONG AS THIS LIE YOU'RE TELLING)...HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS FETISH?
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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2007, 08:04:57 PM »
That's me dude 33,000 cals  ;D
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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2007, 08:13:06 PM »
I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

yea.....he needs to stop eating them

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2007, 08:16:06 PM »
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.


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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2007, 08:18:48 PM »
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.



hell   why no they prosecute  drug dealers  whose drugs people OD on....

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2007, 08:25:14 PM »
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.





I agree with this.  Once you hit 300lbs i say your lips get sewed shut with fishing line, staples and a chasity belt.

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2007, 08:58:20 PM »
You do realize that many men AND women have weighed well over that 1,000 pound mark?

Carol Yager (1600 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg

Jon Brower Minnoch (1400 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/jbm700.jpg

Michael Edelman (1200 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smichael.jpg

Walter Hudson (1197 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/shudson.jpg

Francis John Lang (1187):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/swalker.jpg

Robert Earl Hughes (1069):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/sbobby.gif

Roselie Bradford (1053): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif

Mike Parteleno (1023 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smikep.gif

Michael Hebranko (1000): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/mikeheb.jpg


Where does this "man lover" superstarbillyboy monster mass fit into that list dude ;D
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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2007, 10:26:37 PM »
someone needs to get that guy some gh, ephedra, clen, tren and winny asap

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2007, 10:39:10 PM »
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.

Victor Richards claimed the the most calories he consumed in a single day was about 30,000. He said this was when he was eating Nigerian cuisine, which is heavy with fats. This statement was (deliberately?) twisted into him saying he eats that amount daily which impugned his credibility.

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2007, 12:47:44 AM »
wow how do these people live that long?thats sad.wish they had will power to get that weight off.
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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2009, 10:17:34 PM »
wow how do these people live that long?thats sad.wish they had will power to get that weight off.

How can a man weigh 1400 pounds and a woman 1600 pounds????:-X

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2009, 12:43:02 AM »
she ate more


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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2009, 05:36:56 AM »
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.
Dave was on TV???

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2009, 05:42:31 AM »
in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?

they should have killed him with a shotgun, just like pigs.

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Re: 33,000 calories
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2009, 05:52:28 AM »
I hate the State.