Author Topic: 33,000 calories (Read 8223 times)

mdgkmg · « **on:** April 22, 2007, 10:33:30 PM »

watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.

pobrecito · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:35:09 PM »

A grizzly bear averages 25,000 calories per day

mdgkmg · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:36:39 PM »

868 pnds hasn't walked in 6 years had a strangulation hernia and had to be lifted out on a forklift cuz six firefights couldn't lift him.

Rami · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:47:13 PM »

ok so he is over weight, we get it... YAWN!

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:01:50 PM »

I cut on a 33,000 calorie diet.

Whats wrong with that?

A calorie is a calorie, come on now guys!

mdgkmg · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:17:01 PM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on April 22, 2007, 11:01:50 PM

I cut on a 33,000 calorie diet.

Whats wrong with that?

A calorie is a calorie, come on now guys!

lmao. yea a calorie is a calorie 33,000 calories is just morbidly obese.

marcus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:28:26 AM »

It's cool guys it's just safety fat.

bigkubby · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:33:53 AM »

thats fucken crazy. high blood pressure high cholesterol perhaps?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:40:15 AM »

I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:18:16 AM »

Quote from: marcus on April 23, 2007, 12:28:26 AM

It's cool guys it's just safety fat.

ya know, the term 'safety fat' was single-handedly responsible for my first diet in over 2 years.

davidpaul · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:59:58 AM »

He need to cut up,

great bulking genetics.

ButtonMan · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:02:51 AM »

Getbig regular ........... ?

Tombo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:10:07 AM »

Quote from: pobrecito on April 22, 2007, 10:35:09 PM

A grizzly bear averages 25,000 calories per day

bullshit it does lol

thats alot of salmon

j3di3 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:29:11 AM »

relax guys, just a powerlifter in the offseason, i bet he can bench more than you

ignorance · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:16:42 AM »

I'm wife is a nurse, and she found a patient that is 900 pds and three nurses have to take care of him daily. So She know I have a big ego and so do I BUT, She told me that this fat over weight 900 pound pile of wasted human life, has the table circumference for his cock. And has a length of three feet. I was laughing so hard when she told me this. But then I got that "look" from her and I knew it was true.

So some fat 900 pound waste of life has this huge fucking cock and I'm pretty sure that is all that is keeping him happy, knows that everyone else is smaller. So next time you look at a fat 900 pound fattie think of this story, and wonder what girl would want him.

Kolchak · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:47:05 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 23, 2007, 12:40:15 AM

I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

No, he's just big boned.

Bast000 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2007, 09:54:07 AM »

maybe he should try eating less food.

Bast000 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2007, 09:54:47 AM »

maybe he should get all 33,000 calories from protein.

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2007, 10:02:58 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 23, 2007, 12:40:15 AM

I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

YEAH...HIS MOUTH GLAND EATS TOO DAMN MUCH...

Bast000 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2007, 10:04:30 AM »

Guy must have some disorder to have such a large appetite.

Colossus_1986 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2007, 10:11:51 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on April 23, 2007, 04:59:58 AM

He need to cut up,

great bulking genetics.

it's a safety procaution, in the case of a world-wide famine or cahos, he outlives everyone on his fat stores alone....GENIOUS!!

mdgkmg · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2007, 10:17:03 AM »

in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?

War-Horse · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:47:49 AM »

Quote from: mdgkmg on April 23, 2007, 10:17:03 AM

in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?

That last sentance was funny as hell.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:51:47 PM »

~~people~~ blobs like that need to be euthanized. Just shoot the fucker between the eyes and dump his rotting carcass somewhere, what a drain on society.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:05:47 PM »

Quote from: mdgkmg on April 22, 2007, 10:33:30 PM

watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.

onlyme is cutting? good for him

Author Topic: 33,000 calories (Read 8223 times)

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