this is what i believe is called a 'beard'in other words, a woman bigbobs is close friends with who is a closeted lesbian, and they are getting married for financial and societal reasons.think of bigbob's family's reaction if he came out and admitted he was a homo, he would be disowned and possibly beheaded. you know the middle eastern / indian / whatever bobs is attitude towards homosexuality.financially it makes sense too, there are many monetary advantages to being married.Bigbobs should be open about his sexuality, but it seems he will never find true happiness and is destined to literally drule over pictures of nasser while sniffing old posing trunks and sitting on a butt plug.Bobs is a homo and is marrying a carpet muncher. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Seriously though, that is actually the most likely scenario of all. Anything is possible, but the situation I described is by far the most probable. Bobs will read this post and be absolutely mortified.... for about 10 seconds. Then he'll realize its just getbig and that he shouldn't panic, but should play it off like he 'never read it' or how its funny and how he's actually laughing that a pumpkinhead would think something like this. Oh well, I'm just trying to help you bobs.
i am smelling a gimmick here
congratulations bigbobs, please ignore the haters on this thread. i believe their hate stems from insecurities.you should pity them. Perhaps they will find true love one day themselves and understand how you feel.
Congratulations ! bobs, good luck,,, im from the neighbouring place remember we are people not politicians (you know what i am talking about) cheers
do you eat beef ?
lol nice one
