Cowboys vs Ninjas

[suckmymuscle]

The Warrior's way

  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Parker]

It's not even Samurai, it's the usual Kung-Fu shit with wires, just that they give them Ninja-swords... Lame.

Ahhh, pop corn Kung Fu repackaged and rebadged as Ninjitsu, complete with the magically disappearing ninjas, and fantastic wire work....

They need to do a Lone Wolf and Cub,  or a live action Ninja Scroll.

[benchmstr]

  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

i see everything!!!!

bench

[DK II]

  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Oh boy, now you're a ninja expert as well??

btw, you also misunderstand the use of Shuriken totally. THey were used either as decoy, in close combat held in the hand or with poison to poison someone from a distance.

Shuriken only make superficial wounds when thrown, and if thrown, they are only thrown in a distance of 2-3m. Everything else you read or hear is bullshit.

[DK II]

Ahhh, pop corn Kung Fu repackaged and rebadged as Ninjitsu, complete with the magically disappearing ninjas, and fantastic wire work....

They need to do a Lone Wolf and Cub,  or a live action Ninja Scroll.

LWAC is already done, no need for a remake.

Ninja Scroll could be good, but i doubt any producer would go for the whole gore/violence/sex mixture the anime has.

[suckmymuscle]

Oh boy, now you're a ninja expert as well??

btw, you also misunderstand the use of Shuriken totally. THey were used either as decoy, in close combat held in the hand or with poison to poison someone from a distance.

Shuriken only make superficial wounds when thrown, and if thrown, they are only thrown in a distance of 2-3m. Everything else you read or hear is bullshit.

  Oh boy, you're stalking me again? And I know everything about everything and then some. Just take a look at my posts.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[suckmymuscle]

i see everything!!!!

bench

  Right. So that gives you 360 degree visions as well? what is stopping the ninja from sneeking behind you and slitting your throat?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

  Oh boy, you're stalking me again? And I know everything about everything and then some. Just take a look at my posts.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL, so when i point out that you know shit, i am stalking you??

Get a life, internet-know-it-all.

[suckmymuscle]

LOL, so when i point out that you know shit, i am stalking you??

Get a life, internet-know-it-all.

  Your constant post-stalking and obsession with proving me wrong indicates that I own your mind and I deeply upset you with my superior mind.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

  Your constant post-stalking and obsession with proving me wrong indicates that I own your mind and I deeply upset you with my superior mind.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Who has an obsession with whom here, Cowboy?


LOL

[suckmymuscle]

Who has an obsession with whom here, Cowboy?


LOL

  You do. You were the one who replied to my post and not the other way around. You are always the one who replies to my posts trying to prove me wrong and not the other way around. Hence, it is you who are obsessed with me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

  You do. You were the one who replied to my post and not the other way around. You are always the one who replies to my posts trying to prove me wrong and not the other way around. Hence, it is you who are obsessed with me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I'm not trying to prove you wrong, i DID prove you wrong.

You have no idea about Ninjas. 

[epic_alien]

can someone repost that black guys that loves pekemon? it seems to be gone. its my saving grace when having negative thoughts

[benchmstr]

  Right. So that gives you 360 degree visions as well? what is stopping the ninja from sneeking behind you and slitting your throat?distance...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

hope this helps...

bench

[suckmymuscle]

I'm not trying to prove you wrong, i DID prove you wrong.

You have no idea about Ninjas.

  Thanks for proving my point about your obsession with me. DK, there are many people in the World who are superior to you besides me, so I would like you to go stalk them instead and leave me alone. Oh, and I know more than you about ninjas and pretty much everything. Your username "donkey" and the picture of the ape you have in your avatar suits you. Lol.....

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

 Thanks for proving my point about your obsession with me. DK, there are many people in the World who are superior to you besides me, so I would like you to go stalk them instead and leave me alone. Oh, and I know more than you about ninjas and pretty much everything. Your username "donkey" and the picture of the ape you have in your avatar suits you. Lol.....

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL, you're so delusional, and also have a serious lack of self esteem.

But it's always good for a laugh when you post your childish bullshit and think you're the top of the human race.

Go on, show me what you know about Ninja... Maybe i can learn something from you that i couldn't learn form reading the Japanese originals....  

http://ninjutsu.robertk.com/Bansenshukai/Bansenshukai.00.pdf

[Parker]

can someone repost that black guys that loves pekemon? it seems to be gone. its my saving grace when having negative thoughts