Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)

[Option D]

OK, but I get to reach into your jar too! 

 

[Kwon]

Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.

[Harry Spotter]

Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.

Essentially that Bay would rhim the fartleberries right from Alex's asshole.

[Parker]

How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

Stick a fork in and get it. There was no mention of Alex saying that he washed his hands. He coulda been scratching his ass while he was on he lap top for all we know. Playing scratch n sniff then dippin for pickles with said hand....
Of course that is an extreme, but you use a utensil to get the pickle. Thereby avoiding of contamination of the food. When visiting my parents, my mom yells at my dad for taking the lid off the pots and putting his face in...there have been some serious yelling going on because of that.

So, Alex be prepared for a lifetime of excalating ill mannered hygiene comments and responses, unless YOU change.

[newmom]

maybe she ran to robertos or something...you should be making her food Alex

[James Blunt]

Stick a fork in and get it. There was no mention of Alex saying that he washed his hands. He coulda been scratching his ass while he was on he lap top for all we know. Playing scratch n sniff then dippin for pickles with said hand....
Of course that is an extreme, but you use a utensil to get the pickle. Thereby avoiding of contamination of the food. When visiting my parents, my mom yells at my dad for taking the lid off the pots and putting his face in...there have been some serious yelling going on because of that.

So, Alex be prepared for a lifetime of excalating ill mannered hygiene comments and responses, unless YOU change.

So simple, but some can make it so hard.

[Tapeworm]

It's not about pickles.  Don't talk about the pickles.  It's not about the pickles.  Heed these words.

[bigdumbbell]

there are so many things wrong in that refrigerator shot. 

[Mr Nobody]

I like to use the shock and awe approach right after changing the oil in my car with nasty hands get a pickle with my fingers builds your  immune system and tests the womans love for you.

[dr.chimps]

You can reach into my pickle jar with your fingers anytime. 

LOL. Spat hasn't been resolved and Bay has thrown his hat into the ring. Fortune favours the bold.   

[Petrucci]

Please keep us updated A23.

exactly, please twitt all of this, i will see in my musclephone

[no one]

LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning  induced PMSing.

sounds like your broad is a real prize.

[CalvinH]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"salty and sour" or "bread and butter"?

Who paid for these said pickles

...if you paid you should eat them anyway you want

[Oaf]

It's not about pickles.  Don't talk about the pickles.  It's not about the pickles.  Heed these words.

This is the smartest comment in this thread.

Married men who have learnt anything will know this.

[Stark]

Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.

If you cannot figure that shit out yourself - well let me put it in laymans terms... you don't need to know.

[Natural Man]

it's her instinct of survival taking over. She wants to have kids with you so she s -unconsciously- more focused on health and bacterias. She's thinking "what if that nasty moron scratches his ass while feeding our kids ? they might fall ill because of him, hence reducing their chances of survival".

The funny is she's right and you're wrong.

[bigdumbbell]

it's her instinct of survival taking over. She wants to have kids with you so she s -unconsciously- more focused on health and bacterias. She's thinking "what if that nasty moron scratches his ass while feeding our kids ? they might fall ill because of him, hence reducing their chances of survival".

The funny is she's right and you're wrong.

the refrigerator as shown is filthy

[jon cole]

Woman are all whore except our mother.

My couple was o.k and brutally, she send me a sms one month ago to say "it's finish, got no feeling for you, can't say that in front of you etc etc etc (and to finish) don't be furious against me"

they break your heart, and say stupid thing like "don't be furious against me".


They're all whore, except our mother.



to celebrate this " aventure" i started a cutting diet and ordered several thousand euros of gear. 

[Ursus]

Ha, here's one for ya. Founfd out today my son needs about $5500 worth of metal put on his teeth..*meh*!

Wow thank God for the NHS were I am.

Any healthcare/dentist treatment (Under 19 and in full time education) is free!

[Wiggs]

Alex are you Bay's punk?

[tbombz]

Butter compartment upper right door not shown.

more like.. fully loaded mini fridge in bedroom not shown..   

[G_Thang]

Alex are you Bay's punk?

fata$$ too manly n ugly.  i got the ticket to NYC for bay.