Would anyone...

[dj181]

like to hear about some of the crazy characters that I have met here in Poland?

[Tapeworm]

Like the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a car but burned his lips on the tailpipe?  Or how do you get the one armed Polock out of a tree?

[dj181]

Actually man, the most intereresting characters that I've met were non-pollocks, take for example the knife wielding Frenchmen, or speed-freak Norweigan :>

[ShipSekki]

 Just tell the mother fucking stories already....

[Tapeworm]

Did you meet that Jackson Pollock?

[Mr Nobody]

Lets hear it bro

[Tapeworm]

I'm feeling a little let down here OP. 

[dj181]

Ok, I will start with the knife wielding frenchmen. He is a semi-pro cyclist with legit 11 inch pipes. Early one evening, around 9pm or so, we went out to hit some of the clubs. This dude plays the numbers game and tries to chat up almost every attractive female that he sees. Anyways we were walking to a club, and along comes some staggering drunk female. So he says to me "Look! Look!" and I'm thinking, "So what man! Let's just get to the club." Well, outta nowhere, comes her boyfriend, and he gave Frenchy a shove, and tried to throw a few blows at me. Well, I avoided his flurry of punches, and as I was doing so, Frenchy pulls out a small switchblade type of knife and says "Fvck off! Piece of sh!t!" in Polish, and the drunk girlfriend come over and pulled the guy away.

[Mr Nobody]

Sounds like a good reason to stay at home unless you got Swede with you to take care of these types of people.

[~UN_$ung~]

no matter the level of violence or inherent poverty,,,,,,,any country bereft of black people is HEAVEN to me


tell us a story about what its like to live where no one "pimps" out 1996 chevy caprices

[dj181]

I only said that he pulled it and said those words, but I never said that he knew how to use it properly :> On a few other occasions, I witnessed him trying to chat up at least 10 different females, he got a few numbers and a few e-mails, but he didn't get lucky with any of them, which was quite typical for him. But it wasn't just him who struck out, as I have seen the same thing happen to many other fellas. Polish girls just play too many games so that's why I typically stick with the open-minded and liberated western european females

[ShipSekki]

 In China, Korea, Thailand, Cambodia and even Japan, all of which I have lived in, about 75% of the westerners act like total fucking jackasses almost all the time.

 They just have a "Hey i'm in a foreign country and i'll do whatever the fuck I want" arrogant douchebag attitude.

 These days I just hang out with the local people almost all the time. It's more mellow and cool. I hate hanging out with people who start fights and are always bugging out.

[Tapeworm]

In China, Korea, Thailand, Cambodia and even Japan, all of which I have lived in, about 75% of the westerners act like total fucking jackasses almost all the time.

 They just have a "Hey i'm in a foreign country and i'll do whatever the fuck I want" arrogant douchebag attitude.

 These days I just hang out with the local people almost all the time. It's more mellow and cool. I hate hanging out with people who start fights and are always bugging out.

True of the men but the white women in Japan were aching for a good deep-dickin'. 

Oh ya, your ugly Canadian, heh heh.

[brooklynbruiser]

Who wants a white chick in Japan save for the Japanese guys?

[jtsunami]

In China, Korea, Thailand, Cambodia and even Japan, all of which I have lived in, about 75% of the westerners act like total fucking jackasses almost all the time.

 They just have a "Hey i'm in a foreign country and i'll do whatever the fuck I want" arrogant douchebag attitude.

 These days I just hang out with the local people almost all the time. It's more mellow and cool. I hate hanging out with people who start fights and are always bugging out.

you prolly beat enough peoples asses you need a break i would guess, your a tough mother fucker!